Rainbow-Tater 🍓
@rainbow-jumper.bsky.social
A starchy construct of whimsy ✨
Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Obviously parody
In love with Kermit and Bert but will cut you
Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Obviously parody
In love with Kermit and Bert but will cut you
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(doing belly time on carpet kicking feet in air, pensively) computer… play me rainforest noises. hmmm. increase ape sounds by 20%. yes… excellent
January 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
(doing belly time on carpet kicking feet in air, pensively) computer… play me rainforest noises. hmmm. increase ape sounds by 20%. yes… excellent
Catwoman, Riddler, and Batman walk into a bar…
January 12, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Catwoman, Riddler, and Batman walk into a bar…
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I don’t give a tiny rat’s ass about the Golden Globes. It’s giving, “let the plebs eat cake frosted with diabetes.”
January 12, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I don’t give a tiny rat’s ass about the Golden Globes. It’s giving, “let the plebs eat cake frosted with diabetes.”
We finally found some good fucking pizza.
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
We finally found some good fucking pizza.
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guys settle an argument for me-
how many meatballs are you supposed to eat at the same time if you're trying to impress a girl?
how many meatballs are you supposed to eat at the same time if you're trying to impress a girl?
January 11, 2026 at 1:42 AM
guys settle an argument for me-
how many meatballs are you supposed to eat at the same time if you're trying to impress a girl?
how many meatballs are you supposed to eat at the same time if you're trying to impress a girl?
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most likely to become famous out of spite
January 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
most likely to become famous out of spite
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First date idea: dance with the ghosts of our favourite dead poets at the library.
January 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
First date idea: dance with the ghosts of our favourite dead poets at the library.
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living that cutie patootie life
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
living that cutie patootie life
My name is Hunter Henry; my job is ball.
a football player with the number 85 on his jersey is giving the peace sign
Alt: a football player with the number 85 on his jersey is giving the peace sign
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January 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
My name is Hunter Henry; my job is ball.
I think that the Chiefs were just that bad and that’s why Philly won the Super Bowl.
January 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I think that the Chiefs were just that bad and that’s why Philly won the Super Bowl.
Why do birds suddenly appear every time I go outside? Why do I get the feeling that they want to eat my eyeballs?
These pigeons are dehydrated as fuck. I wouldn’t put it past them. 💅
These pigeons are dehydrated as fuck. I wouldn’t put it past them. 💅
January 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Why do birds suddenly appear every time I go outside? Why do I get the feeling that they want to eat my eyeballs?
These pigeons are dehydrated as fuck. I wouldn’t put it past them. 💅
These pigeons are dehydrated as fuck. I wouldn’t put it past them. 💅
It’s so cold, I swear my soul leaves my body every time I have to sit down to pee.
January 12, 2026 at 12:58 AM
It’s so cold, I swear my soul leaves my body every time I have to sit down to pee.
He loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
January 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
He loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
**whispering quietly to myself**
“Don’t be scared, Saquon’s veneers can’t hurt you.”
“Don’t be scared, Saquon’s veneers can’t hurt you.”
January 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
**whispering quietly to myself**
“Don’t be scared, Saquon’s veneers can’t hurt you.”
“Don’t be scared, Saquon’s veneers can’t hurt you.”
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damn, kristi noem really do be like
January 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
damn, kristi noem really do be like
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talib kweli has caked cheeks confirmed
January 11, 2026 at 9:12 PM
talib kweli has caked cheeks confirmed
Food has kind of stopped tasting like food again. I hate being heartsick.
January 11, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Food has kind of stopped tasting like food again. I hate being heartsick.
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I will never apologize for a post
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I will never apologize for a post
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Inside me are two of the nicest wolves you’ll ever meet. I’m just so blessed to call them my wolves.
January 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Inside me are two of the nicest wolves you’ll ever meet. I’m just so blessed to call them my wolves.
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Man, this rat in Lady and the Tramp sure hates babies.
January 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Man, this rat in Lady and the Tramp sure hates babies.
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How nice of Erin Andrews to celebrate Mary J. Blige's birthday today 🎉
January 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
How nice of Erin Andrews to celebrate Mary J. Blige's birthday today 🎉
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"you're easy to love"
oh yeah? prove it
oh yeah? prove it
January 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
"you're easy to love"
oh yeah? prove it
oh yeah? prove it
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hehehehehe
January 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
hehehehehe