Gleonard Rainschedule, PhD
@rainschedule.bsky.social
I need Noah from Smosh in a biblical way.
January 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I need Noah from Smosh in a biblical way.
Okay what the fuck could this possibly mean?
January 2, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Okay what the fuck could this possibly mean?
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1st painting of the year! Was haunted by the image of two gentlemen stripping down to enter a magical little gingerbread bathhouse in the woods. It looks small from the outside, inside is a gigantic labyrinth equipped with hot tubs, steam rooms, saunas, massage pods, & mazes corridors. 😈
January 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
1st painting of the year! Was haunted by the image of two gentlemen stripping down to enter a magical little gingerbread bathhouse in the woods. It looks small from the outside, inside is a gigantic labyrinth equipped with hot tubs, steam rooms, saunas, massage pods, & mazes corridors. 😈
Oh no is he gonna fuck a cow??
January 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Oh no is he gonna fuck a cow??
I’m sorry but Curtis from Sean Cody will always ALWAYS hold a special place in my heart, please don’t tell me he’s in prison or dead of a meth overdose.
January 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I’m sorry but Curtis from Sean Cody will always ALWAYS hold a special place in my heart, please don’t tell me he’s in prison or dead of a meth overdose.
I wish I didn’t live in Shreveport so it was more tempting to bring some of you internet skits here to visit.
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I wish I didn’t live in Shreveport so it was more tempting to bring some of you internet skits here to visit.
Ugh holiday fucked the shipping for my fat shot and now I’m fiending
January 2, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Ugh holiday fucked the shipping for my fat shot and now I’m fiending
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they should invent condiments for gay people
January 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
they should invent condiments for gay people
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Was gonna go out but I doordashed some ramen instead.
January 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Was gonna go out but I doordashed some ramen instead.
Sometimes you meet someone and you just want to tickle their belly from the inside.
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sometimes you meet someone and you just want to tickle their belly from the inside.
Apparently there’s an early 2000s cover band show tonight which does sound fun, but also I refuse to attend an event alone so I won’t be going.
December 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Apparently there’s an early 2000s cover band show tonight which does sound fun, but also I refuse to attend an event alone so I won’t be going.
In *my* Faerûn, Waterdeep is New York. Accents, boroughs, everything. None of this pseudo-European high fantasy nonsense.
December 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
In *my* Faerûn, Waterdeep is New York. Accents, boroughs, everything. None of this pseudo-European high fantasy nonsense.
This is my third NYE without plans; I think I have to kill myself in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is my third NYE without plans; I think I have to kill myself in 2026.
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Just ordered my first batch of the new dose of GLP, gonna be so snatched.
December 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just ordered my first batch of the new dose of GLP, gonna be so snatched.
My birthday is in two weeks and I’m not sure how I feel.
December 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My birthday is in two weeks and I’m not sure how I feel.
I miss being a ho and having ho friends.
December 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I miss being a ho and having ho friends.
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It’s so funny when rich people are like ‘if you do this minor socialism we will move away!’ buddy we are telling you we would live in a utopia if you simply died
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
Possible California Wealth Tax Causes Billionaire Freakout: Page, Thiel Threaten To Leave
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
www.forbes.com
December 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
It’s so funny when rich people are like ‘if you do this minor socialism we will move away!’ buddy we are telling you we would live in a utopia if you simply died
Ugh I’m so glad I’m home; now I can watch **** with no headphones and **** *** with my bedroom door wide open. True freedom.
December 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Ugh I’m so glad I’m home; now I can watch **** with no headphones and **** *** with my bedroom door wide open. True freedom.
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This was our Heated Rivalry
December 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This was our Heated Rivalry
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I’m in the war against orcas on the side of the orcas
December 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’m in the war against orcas on the side of the orcas
One thing about the Heated Rivalry discourse that has shocked me most of all is how many gay men are just now learning about “hockey butt.”
December 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
One thing about the Heated Rivalry discourse that has shocked me most of all is how many gay men are just now learning about “hockey butt.”
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Apparently, Americans are now wearing denim churidar pyjama and calling them “stacked jeans?”
December 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Apparently, Americans are now wearing denim churidar pyjama and calling them “stacked jeans?”