Ralpha (aka Phil)
@ralpha.bsky.social
Rebuilding X exile. Fully paid up member of the tofu eating Wokerati. Bike rider. Helmet wearer. All opinions are just that. Ally. It’s ok to not be ok.
Your friendly #TourdeFrance guide. You’re welcome!
July 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Your friendly #TourdeFrance guide. You’re welcome!
Don’t ride your bike. But feel free to injure the young and the old.
June 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Don’t ride your bike. But feel free to injure the young and the old.
No absolutely not guy in green. Three photos. Guy in green is fist pumping. Guy in blue has hands in pockets. Then bald guy appears between them.
April 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
No absolutely not guy in green. Three photos. Guy in green is fist pumping. Guy in blue has hands in pockets. Then bald guy appears between them.
My sleuthing suggests he is the one who threw the bottle at MVDP.
April 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My sleuthing suggests he is the one who threw the bottle at MVDP.
Haha! It’s satirical but sadly very true 😂
February 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Haha! It’s satirical but sadly very true 😂
Who did the Tangerine Spunktrumpet want dead then?
January 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Who did the Tangerine Spunktrumpet want dead then?
I’ve sussed it. It’s an anti trump kiss device 😂😂
January 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I’ve sussed it. It’s an anti trump kiss device 😂😂
It screams ‘I don’t want to be here’.
January 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It screams ‘I don’t want to be here’.
Great gig last night. The original may be a man down and long disbanded but I can highly recommend the tribute band The Smyths!
January 19, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Great gig last night. The original may be a man down and long disbanded but I can highly recommend the tribute band The Smyths!
Totally and utterly irresponsible journalism form the Daily Mail. This disgusts me.
January 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Totally and utterly irresponsible journalism form the Daily Mail. This disgusts me.
I’m a winner!!! How many bikes can I buy? Now just need to dig out my bank details and passport info.
January 14, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I’m a winner!!! How many bikes can I buy? Now just need to dig out my bank details and passport info.
Work to be done….its a start given I was 84.7kg on Jan 1. Getting a 30 min turbo in before I commute to work will hopefully help. The fish and chips tonight won’t 😂
January 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Work to be done….its a start given I was 84.7kg on Jan 1. Getting a 30 min turbo in before I commute to work will hopefully help. The fish and chips tonight won’t 😂
X is rotten to the core.
January 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
X is rotten to the core.
Americans: Whenever there is some kind of press conference, the speaker always has a cast of thousands standing behind them. It’s endemic and something we don’t have here in the UK. What are these people doing and why does this happen? It’s weird.
January 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Americans: Whenever there is some kind of press conference, the speaker always has a cast of thousands standing behind them. It’s endemic and something we don’t have here in the UK. What are these people doing and why does this happen? It’s weird.
Liverpool’s response to Musk wanting to buy their club. Fair play 👏👏👏
January 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Liverpool’s response to Musk wanting to buy their club. Fair play 👏👏👏
Age is but a number. I remember all these!
January 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Age is but a number. I remember all these!