Boris Golden
@rameautheuncle.bsky.social
I am a literal angel of history 😇
just sinking in that my sister (who is 10 years older than me) is gonna turn 47 this year. no thoughts about my own age please do not inquire
January 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
just sinking in that my sister (who is 10 years older than me) is gonna turn 47 this year. no thoughts about my own age please do not inquire
literally anything passes the Turing Test if you're enough of a moron
January 7, 2026 at 8:29 PM
literally anything passes the Turing Test if you're enough of a moron
sending my wife reels of ranchers brushing off cows with the caption "us"
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
sending my wife reels of ranchers brushing off cows with the caption "us"
the kids have already forgotten about 6-7 but millennials will remember it forever
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
the kids have already forgotten about 6-7 but millennials will remember it forever
everyone keeps saying we're doing this for oil, including the White House, but it's very unclear to me what is the path from kidnapping Maduro to getting Venezuela oil
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
everyone keeps saying we're doing this for oil, including the White House, but it's very unclear to me what is the path from kidnapping Maduro to getting Venezuela oil
"I'm standing in business" sorry Brenna, you're actually failing your first-year writing requirement
December 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"I'm standing in business" sorry Brenna, you're actually failing your first-year writing requirement
thinking about transvestigating R/AskMen as a bit
December 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
thinking about transvestigating R/AskMen as a bit
if Lutheran tradwives were serious about religion they would be posting about how funny their husbands' farts are
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
if Lutheran tradwives were serious about religion they would be posting about how funny their husbands' farts are
just the watched the Adam Friedland Show and I'm officially an Olivia Nuzzi Defender!!! #TimesUp #MaleFeminist @adamfriedlandnyc.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
just the watched the Adam Friedland Show and I'm officially an Olivia Nuzzi Defender!!! #TimesUp #MaleFeminist @adamfriedlandnyc.bsky.social
sorry babe can't hang tonight I'm playing with labubus
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
sorry babe can't hang tonight I'm playing with labubus
and so I see you are eating out of a bowl -- the ancient enemy of the dishwasher
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
and so I see you are eating out of a bowl -- the ancient enemy of the dishwasher
I've read like 4 Philip K Dick novels in the last 2 weeks my mental health is impeccable
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I've read like 4 Philip K Dick novels in the last 2 weeks my mental health is impeccable
how is it possible that Germans as a people are so good at beer and so.bad at every other aspect of culture
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
how is it possible that Germans as a people are so good at beer and so.bad at every other aspect of culture
look nobody is denying that Larry Summers did some gross shit, but does that really mean that he should be barred from a position of intimate authority over the hundreds of young women who take his classes every year?
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
look nobody is denying that Larry Summers did some gross shit, but does that really mean that he should be barred from a position of intimate authority over the hundreds of young women who take his classes every year?
personally I am shocked that the Democratic Party unnecessarily caved on a government shutdown standoff for the first time ever
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
personally I am shocked that the Democratic Party unnecessarily caved on a government shutdown standoff for the first time ever
pranking your elderly parents for tiktok should be a felony
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
pranking your elderly parents for tiktok should be a felony
it's so cool that meta is essentially banning memes
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
it's so cool that meta is essentially banning memes
facebook's only purpose as this point is to monitor the incipient fascism level of boomers
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
facebook's only purpose as this point is to monitor the incipient fascism level of boomers
Reposted by Boris Golden
Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
*drinking water* in my water era
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
*drinking water* in my water era
for Halloween I dressed up as the dang white house
November 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
for Halloween I dressed up as the dang white house
has anyone considered that being Conflict Avoidant might thwart the Trump agenda?
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
has anyone considered that being Conflict Avoidant might thwart the Trump agenda?
typing "goon caves near me" into google maps
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
typing "goon caves near me" into google maps
it sucks that the Internet ruins extremely useful phrases like "no worries if not"
September 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
it sucks that the Internet ruins extremely useful phrases like "no worries if not"
Rest In Power Jimmy Kimmel
September 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Rest In Power Jimmy Kimmel