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ran5om.bsky.social
@ran5om.bsky.social
Retired, at home caregiver (those two are related), seasonal forestry disassembly, husband to Wonderful Wife(tm), and occasional smoker of meats.
There comes a time when one is sharpening a knife, that the sharpening ends and making the knife slightly smaller begins.

I'm sure that's a metaphor for something ..
September 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Our garage nest this year ..
August 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
August 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Just real tickled how this came out.

Love the baby easel!
August 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I can relate.
July 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
QOTD: "It feels like someone with a fever is yelling at my pants"
July 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Finally arrived!

Dog for scale.
July 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Obviously a gang member sent to make off with our hostas ..
June 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
As per the prophesy and in keeping with the hallowed traditions of our collective ancestry I have broken out the boom box and am spray painting champagne flutes.
April 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Based on the replies l, it looks like there a lot of fed workers on @bsky.app

I just wanted to say THANK YOU. I can't imagine the shit you are going through right now

Thanks for your service to our country
March 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Not sure who needs to hear this, but:

Chickens make some downright *ugly* noises when they're happy about something.
February 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The challenge is real.
February 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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What drives me crazy about the anti-DEI rhetoric is everyone wants to be judged on merit. But you can't be judged on merit if you can't even get in the door because you don't fit some prejudiced definition of who is capable and who isn't
February 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm gambling on cheese being a unit of currency post-apocalypse..
February 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Can't make this stuff up ...
February 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I know these feels ..
February 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
From a current IRS employee:

The administration has security at multiple IRS locations throughout the country…they are instructed to remove ID Cards from IRS employees and then off escort them out of the building.
February 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Bees? Delivered?
What an age we live in ..
February 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Time for another shamelessly stolen funny picture.
February 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Shamelessly stolen, etc ...
February 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Prophetic words indeed ..
February 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Not exactly sure what's going on here, but it looks dangerous.

Two (approximately) thumbs up!
February 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Neat!
February 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Working hard today ...
February 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
February 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM