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@randallsd.bsky.social
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Currently: Immigration paralegal/writer, hermit trying to survive with a broken brain, working on acting

Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host

Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)
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Meme image says "Me:" at the top. On the left, a monkey looks to the right with his brain labeled "Neuron activation" and the text "Monkey sees action". The right features Tim Curry from Home Alone 2 with a wide, toothy grin.
December 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Ah, I guess some new scammers just got my phone number or something.
Two texts from numbers not in my contacts from area codes in Texas, a state I have no direct or strong secondary connections with, that both read "Hello!!!" and were sent 5 minutes apart.
December 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I think the pivot worked out okay though. Still have leftover milk and cheese from the mac and cheese I made for friends who couldn't make it to Friendsgiving, so got to use more leftovers than originally planned.

I should just put my food as my dating profile pics. And personality.
Image of a light green blue plate with a cavatappi mac and cheese with spinach and shallots made with a darker roux, partially veggie stock Mornay sauce and four cheeses, though not a ton of any of them. A baked, skinless chicken thigh sits on the bottom left of the plate, having marinated overnight with various herbs and spices. It tasted good.
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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From The Daily Beast: "Conservative: I Didn’t Call Haitians N-Word During Megyn Kelly Interview SLIP UP? Rich Lowry, the long-time editor of esteemed conservative journal National Review, had an eyebrow-raising appearance on ‘The Megyn Kelly Show.’"
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Gonna be doing a stress test on my body soon.
Shirakiku brand Salted Plum, or umeboshi. Might actually be umezuke, actually, cuz they're wet pickled I think? Anyway, they're apparently incredibly sour and incredibly salty and I'm gonna give my tongue and tummy a wild ride.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Me looking at the Georgia Tech score:
DEATH of a KING on a black background with gold speckling
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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When the play-by-play reflects that Something Has Gone Wrong:
Image of the ESPN Play-by-Play for the 2025 NC State-FSU game showing three drives in a row from NC State with two ending in them punting the ball.
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Me: "Alright, I've got about an hour to finish it. Gotta focus. I can get it done, no sweat."

Shoulder devil: "You've worked hard, though. What about a little break? Read some manga? Play a little game?"

Me:
Image of Zachary Ruane from Australian comedy group Aunty Donna during the Christmas Pud sketch. Close-up of the top half of his head and face. White man, long black hair, black mustache, thick eyebrows, blue eyes looking hard side-eye to the left of the image. He is also wearing a Santa hat. Text reads, "There's always a little bit of room for" with the edited ending reading "doing shit that distracts me from work".
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Poster from the film Cool Runnings featuring the four Jamaican bobsled team members in the foreground looking cold, a Jamaica-labelled bobsled in front of them. In the back, instead of John Candy, we see NBA player Andrea Bardnani. The text reads, "Jamaica we have a Bargnani team"
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Ben Shapiro defends Trump's plans for mass deportations, touting Eisenhower's efforts in the 1950s Shapiro: “More than one million undocumented Mexican immigrants were deported under President Eisenhower. Wow. That obviously ruined America in the 1950s, and, clearly, that wrecked everything” Written by Media Matters Staff Published 02/12/24 1:43 PM EST
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Oscar Isaac as Poe Damaron in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (tannish white skin, black short-cropped hair, white collared shirt with the collar popped and a brown leather strap crossing his chest and on his right shoulder) with his eyes closed in frustration. Text reads: "Somehow Olivia Nuzzi returned"
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Honestly, as a certain point you start to wonder what *they* saw in *her*, smdh.
SkekSo, the dying Skeksis emperor from the beginning of Jim Henson's The Dark Crystal. He's... hard to describe. Skull is very beaked, narrow, and long, like an alligator bird, with sporadic sharp teeth. Round eyes in sunken cavities, flesh kinda rotting/crumbling off, wearing a white gown with a feathery neck, laying in a bed with a white pillow.
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Amongst all the AI slop... there is a savior...
A Coca-Cola-branded bear (polar bear, I suppose, but looking a bit grey) standing bipedally on a brown wood-grain table. He wears black sunglasses, a black vest with Coca-Cola written in trademark red, and a red tie. He is playing the saxophone.
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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I mean, the format's definitely there.
Actor Adam Scott (white man, dark brown-to-black hair cropped short with some sideburns, thin bears and mustache) in a black suit and blue shirt on the left, hands up as if excitedly explaining something. Pope Leo (white man, gray hair, white zucchetto (skull cap?) and white vestments and gold necklace) on the right, plain look on his face that does not quite match Adam Scott's excitement. Text on left reads, "Me talking about the D&D characters I just made" Text on right reads, "My friend who really just wants to go get some tacos"
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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I am currently in the middle of being kicked in the head. Well, used as a foot rest, the kicking happened en route to that.

12 years I've had him and I didn't think he's ever done that.
A creamsicle cat lying longways on the right side, sleepily, atop a blue sheet. His back legs are splayed with one sitting on the top of the head of a white guy with a beard and glasses and dark hair. The other is tucked near the man's chin. Just the bottom half of a creamsicle cat lying with his back legs splayed, one sitting on the top of the head of a white guy with a beard and glasses and dark hair. The other is tucked near the man's chin.
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Two wordplays, both alike in dignity,
On fair Blueskyline, where we lay our scene,
From tired treats break to new oddity,
Where skeets make civil observations seen.
Image of two Bluesky skeets following each other on the timeline, posted a mere four minutes apart and reskeeted by two different people I follow, both quoteskeet commenting on the same post with very similar wordplay. Original skeet shows "a photo of Oreo Loaded cookies, which promise real oreo cookie crumbs in the filling of the oreo" with user lillian‬ (@toomanymouths.bsky.social‬) saying: "oh wow that’s crazy oreos with bits of of oreos. in them Real Bits of Oreos" Carolyn Fiddler (@cfidd.bsky.social‬) QSd: "Oreoboros" ‪Joshua Erlich‬ (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social‬) QSed: "ouroboreos"
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Defending the idea that AIPAC, which is specifically a Jewish Zionist political funding group as opposed to the larger Christofascist Zionists, has something to do with specific Dems being cowardly fucks on the budget/the general progression of fascism in the US that's traced back to our foundation.
Asher Elbein‬ @asherelbein.bsky.social‬ · 3h AIPAC should be abolished but they and Israel have absolutely nothing to do with the shut down or the Senate democrats caving on it. Y'all please get a *grip* QS of Deleted skeet kokujin-kun—ICE Delenda Est🆓️ @kokujinkun.bsky.social‬ Zionists have been highly instrumental in corrupting our politicians and bringing about fascism in this country, those this information is very relevant.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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This is in honor of YouTube naming me a "Top Mountain Goats listener" even though I'm one of the ones heavily contributing to the view counts for "Up the Wolves" and "No Children" of late.
An exponential growth chart. The X-axis reads, "number of days spent in a Trump presidency". The Y-axis reads, "number of views on the YouTube video for "This Year" by The Mountain Goats".
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Image of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag promotional art with Edward Kenway in the central focus, pistol and sword in hand. His head has been replaced with the head of Paul Sabourin of Paul and Storm wearing a jaunty little cap purportedly intended to be a "pirate hat" for a Halloween costume.
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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I love getting suggested a video with this as the thumbnail the day Cuomo loses lolol
Image of Ryan Stiles from the American TV show "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" mid-sketch with the text under him reading "Shows why he is known as Mr. Sexual Harassment", thumbnail for a 33 minute and 7 second YouTube video titled "33 minutes of Whose line Is It Anyway! - Season 3 moments" by YouTube account Toich
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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The AP seems to have called it, too.
PBS News's imprint of the Associated Press NYC Mayoral Race counter showing the AP has called the race for Mamdani. All that remains is seeing if he does indeed beat 50%.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Hm.
Image from the Wikipedia article for the film Daddy's Home 2. Sections circled in red preceded and followed with (red). "Daddy's Home 2 (titled on screen as Daddy's Home Two) is a 2017 American Christmas buddy comedy film directed by Sean Anders and written by Anders and John Morris. A sequel to Daddy's Home (2015), it stars Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Linda Cardellini, John Cena, with John Lithgow and (red) Mel Gibson (red). The plot follows now-reformed fathers Brad and Dusty (Ferrell and Wahlberg), now co-parenting Dusty's kids, who have to deal with their own fathers (Lithgow and Gibson) visiting for the holidays. Unlike its predecessor, Red Granite Pictures was not involved in the film's production. Principal photography on the film began in Massachusetts in March 2017 and it was (red) released in the United States by Paramount Pictures (red) on November 10, 2017. Although the film received generally negative reviews from critics, it grossed over $180 million worldwide against a production budget of $69–70 million."
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Ta-Nehisi Coates saying, “Was silence not an option?”
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Results from a DuckDuckGo search about Melania Trump and her shitty coat about not caring. "New York Post https://nypost.com › 2018 › 06 › 21 › melania-trump-wears-i-really-dont-care-do-u-jacket-to-border Melania Trump wears 'I really don't care, do U?' jacket to border Jun 22, 2018 - First Lady Melania Trump wore a jacket with the words "I really don't care, do U?" on the back on Thursday as she boarded a plane on her way to visit immigrant children being held at the border. New York Post https://nypost.com › 2018 › 06 › 21 › heres-what-trump-says-melanias-dont-care-coat-means Here's what Trump says Melania's 'don't care' coat means Jun 21, 2018 - President Trump tried to spin first lady Melania Trump's controversial choice of outfit when she visited an immigrant youth detention center Thursday — by once again attacking the media ..."
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM