Happy Holibaes
@randallsd.bsky.social
Currently: Immigration paralegal/writer, hermit trying to survive with a broken brain, working on acting
Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host
Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)
Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host
Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)
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Happy Holibaes
@randallsd.bsky.social
· May 20
I'm
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak licentious crowd. Then tell me, Maria, why I see her dancing there? Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul? I feel her, I see her; the sun caught in her raven hair is blazing in me out of all control! Like fire! Hellfire! Th
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak licentious crowd. Then tell me, Maria, why I see her dancing there? Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul? I feel her, I see her; the sun caught in her raven hair is blazing in me out of all control! Like fire! Hellfire! Th
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Thinking of that time when my dad, himself a doctor, was thrown by a horse on a trail ride. Punctured his spleen, internal bleeding, got him to an ER just in time. He lived another 20 years. With two hours delay, probably wouldn't have.
We rushed to *nearest* ER. Not comparison-shop for ER prices.
We rushed to *nearest* ER. Not comparison-shop for ER prices.
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Thinking of that time when my dad, himself a doctor, was thrown by a horse on a trail ride. Punctured his spleen, internal bleeding, got him to an ER just in time. He lived another 20 years. With two hours delay, probably wouldn't have.
We rushed to *nearest* ER. Not comparison-shop for ER prices.
We rushed to *nearest* ER. Not comparison-shop for ER prices.
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Zach says more to Quentin Tarantino:
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Zach says more to Quentin Tarantino:
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No, this is wrong, stop reposting this absurd and miscalculated meme.
It assumes Cratchit is working a 40 hour work week (he isn't) and that straight line inflation extrapolations over centuries are valid (they're not) and fails to understand both Victorian class and household finance.
It assumes Cratchit is working a 40 hour work week (he isn't) and that straight line inflation extrapolations over centuries are valid (they're not) and fails to understand both Victorian class and household finance.
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
No, this is wrong, stop reposting this absurd and miscalculated meme.
It assumes Cratchit is working a 40 hour work week (he isn't) and that straight line inflation extrapolations over centuries are valid (they're not) and fails to understand both Victorian class and household finance.
It assumes Cratchit is working a 40 hour work week (he isn't) and that straight line inflation extrapolations over centuries are valid (they're not) and fails to understand both Victorian class and household finance.
Wild how this is a controversial and bold stance in certain circles when she's simply 100% truthful.
Amanda Seyfried tells WhoWhatWear she won’t apologize for calling Charlie Kirk “hateful”:
“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Wild how this is a controversial and bold stance in certain circles when she's simply 100% truthful.
The "inappropriate" in "inappropriate relationship" is starting to sound real heavy.
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The "inappropriate" in "inappropriate relationship" is starting to sound real heavy.
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Oh, we *seized* the oil tanker? We didn't blow it to smithereens and kill everyone on board like we do with fishing vessels a fraction of the size?
Interdiction has *always* been possible, but the bloodthirsty sociopaths in Trump II choose violence so they can feel like real men and get clicks.
Interdiction has *always* been possible, but the bloodthirsty sociopaths in Trump II choose violence so they can feel like real men and get clicks.
Trump: "It's been an interesting day from the standpoint of news. As you probably know, we've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela. Largest one ever seized actually. And other things are happening."
December 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Oh, we *seized* the oil tanker? We didn't blow it to smithereens and kill everyone on board like we do with fishing vessels a fraction of the size?
Interdiction has *always* been possible, but the bloodthirsty sociopaths in Trump II choose violence so they can feel like real men and get clicks.
Interdiction has *always* been possible, but the bloodthirsty sociopaths in Trump II choose violence so they can feel like real men and get clicks.
Major game studio executives.
December 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Major game studio executives.
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sex criminals stick together
🚨 New York Times reports more details than we've had before on how Donald Trump's administration pulled strings to pressure Romania to allow Andrew Tate to travel while he was charged with crimes including trafficking minors and violently beating and raping a 15-year-old girl.
December 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
sex criminals stick together
Okay, first off, 34 is NOT the cutoff for millennials, fuck off with that nonsense.
Second off, did my generation have some sort of red head renaissance? Like, did Jessica Rabbit and growing up as teens with Kirsten Dunst as MJ and Christina Hendricks in Firefly really get all of us that bad?
Second off, did my generation have some sort of red head renaissance? Like, did Jessica Rabbit and growing up as teens with Kirsten Dunst as MJ and Christina Hendricks in Firefly really get all of us that bad?
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Okay, first off, 34 is NOT the cutoff for millennials, fuck off with that nonsense.
Second off, did my generation have some sort of red head renaissance? Like, did Jessica Rabbit and growing up as teens with Kirsten Dunst as MJ and Christina Hendricks in Firefly really get all of us that bad?
Second off, did my generation have some sort of red head renaissance? Like, did Jessica Rabbit and growing up as teens with Kirsten Dunst as MJ and Christina Hendricks in Firefly really get all of us that bad?
Saying that money and any expenditure therein is an expression of free speech that is not legally limitable only ever gave more power of speech to people with money. It is one of the most anti-democratic stances to exist and repealing Citizens United and its ilk is required for America's survival.
GOP's tryna end limits on how much party committees can spend "in coordination" w candidates
this would basically nullify limits on individual candidate contributions too since The Rich could use parties as middlemen to move $$$ to their preferred bribe recipient
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/nrsc-...
this would basically nullify limits on individual candidate contributions too since The Rich could use parties as middlemen to move $$$ to their preferred bribe recipient
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/nrsc-...
Republicans Are Counting On the Supreme Court to Help Them Buy Elections
The GOP’s strategy for winning political power isn’t persuading voters. It’s controlling the Court.
ballsandstrikes.org
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Saying that money and any expenditure therein is an expression of free speech that is not legally limitable only ever gave more power of speech to people with money. It is one of the most anti-democratic stances to exist and repealing Citizens United and its ilk is required for America's survival.
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GOP's tryna end limits on how much party committees can spend "in coordination" w candidates
this would basically nullify limits on individual candidate contributions too since The Rich could use parties as middlemen to move $$$ to their preferred bribe recipient
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/nrsc-...
this would basically nullify limits on individual candidate contributions too since The Rich could use parties as middlemen to move $$$ to their preferred bribe recipient
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/nrsc-...
Republicans Are Counting On the Supreme Court to Help Them Buy Elections
The GOP’s strategy for winning political power isn’t persuading voters. It’s controlling the Court.
ballsandstrikes.org
December 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
GOP's tryna end limits on how much party committees can spend "in coordination" w candidates
this would basically nullify limits on individual candidate contributions too since The Rich could use parties as middlemen to move $$$ to their preferred bribe recipient
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/nrsc-...
this would basically nullify limits on individual candidate contributions too since The Rich could use parties as middlemen to move $$$ to their preferred bribe recipient
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/nrsc-...
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JD Vance interacts with this guy.
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
JD Vance interacts with this guy.
So, for the unaware, there basically is a green card like this already, the EB-5, requiring an investment of $800k-$1.05m in US business depending on the type of business and its necessity.
The key, bigger problem here is where proceeds go to "an account". Meaning... to Trump.
The key, bigger problem here is where proceeds go to "an account". Meaning... to Trump.
Trump says the Gold Card proceeds will go "an account where we can do things positive for the country. Many billions of dollars"
December 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
So, for the unaware, there basically is a green card like this already, the EB-5, requiring an investment of $800k-$1.05m in US business depending on the type of business and its necessity.
The key, bigger problem here is where proceeds go to "an account". Meaning... to Trump.
The key, bigger problem here is where proceeds go to "an account". Meaning... to Trump.
Lane Kiffin has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
What’s good for the Michigoose is good for the Michigander www.espn.com/college-foot...
U-M fires Moore for inappropriate relationship
Michigan has fired coach Sherrone Moore following an investigation that found "credible evidence" he was engaged in an inappropriate relationship with a staff member.
www.espn.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Lane Kiffin has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
Not the new Ranma immediately reminding me how much I love Ukyo, my poor okonomiyaki chef baby, you deserve so much better.
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Not the new Ranma immediately reminding me how much I love Ukyo, my poor okonomiyaki chef baby, you deserve so much better.
The first two sentences alone already tell you more than enough of how worthless the rest will be as a collection of words.
When they say they're massive fucking losers, believe them.
December 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The first two sentences alone already tell you more than enough of how worthless the rest will be as a collection of words.
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Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
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December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Genuinely incredibly fascinating study in what marketing vectors lead to literally zero sales here, wowwww
kotaku.com/king-meat-gl...
kotaku.com/king-meat-gl...
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Genuinely incredibly fascinating study in what marketing vectors lead to literally zero sales here, wowwww
kotaku.com/king-meat-gl...
kotaku.com/king-meat-gl...
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one of the more interesting rumors i've heard about Mr Beast is that there's been a fair number of engagement data faking for the past three or four years, and it has started to come up among advertisers after the awful Beast Game Show had miserable ratings
Genuinely incredibly fascinating study in what marketing vectors lead to literally zero sales here, wowwww
kotaku.com/king-meat-gl...
kotaku.com/king-meat-gl...
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
one of the more interesting rumors i've heard about Mr Beast is that there's been a fair number of engagement data faking for the past three or four years, and it has started to come up among advertisers after the awful Beast Game Show had miserable ratings
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Here is a true story.
During Trump’s first term, The Post got a tip that his doctor — the guy with the long hair who signed that first “healthiest guy ever” letter — wanted to spill the beans. He lived in Westchester, up near where I lived at the time. So I was tasked with talking to him. 1/
During Trump’s first term, The Post got a tip that his doctor — the guy with the long hair who signed that first “healthiest guy ever” letter — wanted to spill the beans. He lived in Westchester, up near where I lived at the time. So I was tasked with talking to him. 1/
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Here is a true story.
During Trump’s first term, The Post got a tip that his doctor — the guy with the long hair who signed that first “healthiest guy ever” letter — wanted to spill the beans. He lived in Westchester, up near where I lived at the time. So I was tasked with talking to him. 1/
During Trump’s first term, The Post got a tip that his doctor — the guy with the long hair who signed that first “healthiest guy ever” letter — wanted to spill the beans. He lived in Westchester, up near where I lived at the time. So I was tasked with talking to him. 1/
Sure is weird how Marco Rubio gets mad about censorship of speech made by white supremacists and white supremacist terrorists in other countries but not mad about censorship of speech saying Donald Trump is less than ideal or America is having issues under his leadership.
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sure is weird how Marco Rubio gets mad about censorship of speech made by white supremacists and white supremacist terrorists in other countries but not mad about censorship of speech saying Donald Trump is less than ideal or America is having issues under his leadership.
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The decline of democracy in the US means you can’t visit the US if you commented on the decline of democracy in the US
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The decline of democracy in the US means you can’t visit the US if you commented on the decline of democracy in the US
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dynamic pricing delenda est
EXCLUSIVE: We found that Instacart is using AI algorithms to charge customers different prices for the same items.
It's not just online. It's in physical grocery stores too.
Our months-long investigation with @consumerreports.org and @groundwork.bsky.social found it could cost families $1200/year.
It's not just online. It's in physical grocery stores too.
Our months-long investigation with @consumerreports.org and @groundwork.bsky.social found it could cost families $1200/year.
We Had 400 People Shop For Groceries. What We Found Will Shock You.
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
dynamic pricing delenda est