Random Carp
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Random Carp
@randomcarp.bsky.social
Random observations from a random fish in a river near you. Possibly a parody.
I'm sure if Trump calls it a hoax, GOP voters will believe him and not their empty wallets and fridges.
January 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
OK but what is that really going to accomplish? Killing a bunch of random people with long range missiles isn't going to unseat the government of pretty much any nation. Just look at Yemen.
January 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Someone quick check his pulse!
January 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I haven't read the article but "Al-Davis style approach" caught my eye considering how many championships the Raiders have won the past few decades. 🤔
January 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
At least she's complying with the Trump Administration's edict that "you must be at least THIS tan to serve in the administration".
January 14, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Powerful ta-tas > powerful passports
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 AM
So much tackiness, so little time!
January 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Spoiler alert: All of the above
January 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM
The worst part is that this guy is a long-time employee of ICE. This isn't one of the Dean Cain types they recently recruited and barely trained.
January 13, 2026 at 7:04 AM
As they say, Karma's a bitch!
January 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Sounds like something Jesse Watters would say (if he hasn't already).
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 AM