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randomwaffle.bsky.social
@randomwaffle.bsky.social
Plant hoarder, dog handler, revolting peasant
Big "wearing my dad's trousers" energy
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Looks like this lil guy/gal's first attempt at DIY didn't go quite as planned and now they're stuck in the wall...we've all been there
December 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Heh...tomato/potato
There's no rules anymore, pronounce whatever which way makes you happy
December 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Vlad has the files/photos/video that the fbi is busy hiding from the world
December 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It seems that indoctrination is a very profitable business
I propose we trebuchet them all into volcanoes
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"Committing suicide"
December 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
They can't read cursive
December 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The one that got the ball has the "enthusiasm over effectiveness" swimming style - adorable!
December 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I don't follow boxing and never heard of this guy before but now I love him! This is what that twat Tommy should face every moment that he's out in public
December 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The one commandment of my own religion that I made myself is -
Don't be a cunt

Yours works too though
December 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Wait til this kid finds out about pantomimes! the drag acts in those don't even look good, I mean that's kinda the point but I'd rather watch a good drag act than some hasbeen tv comedian in a dress
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I need to go put some NMA on now 😁
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I generally go with volume but weight works too so it's dealer's choice I guess
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
One inch cubes of ass taken from random ass locations until they approximate 50% of the whole
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I was 10 when I saw the London Calling video on TV, the song seared into my soul and still gives me goosebumps
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Been saying for years - if you crush the poor too much there's nobody to make the stuff or buy the stuff that makes the rich richer - we're both the machinery and the grease that keeps the machinery running
Also, when people have nothing more to lose they'll fight back and we outnumber them
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You are under no obligation to achieve anything, you didn't ask for this life, it was foisted upon you. Fuck everyone's expectations, do whatever makes you happy...or just get through the day if that's all you can manage right now and seize any happy that comes your way
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 AM
You are correct, it's a matter of degrees with him and veggie-droolage. I welcome the clarification
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM