Never mention the window salesman again. If possible, pave over the area at which you previously gesticulated. This is how you create family legends.
January 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Never mention the window salesman again. If possible, pave over the area at which you previously gesticulated. This is how you create family legends.
When a child comes within earshot say “Hnnh.” and begin walking inside. When the kid says “what?”, be coy and mention the window salesman’s forever home and then gesture vaguely at small bush or tree. If you had an above ground pool, you may nod languidly in its direction.
January 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
When a child comes within earshot say “Hnnh.” and begin walking inside. When the kid says “what?”, be coy and mention the window salesman’s forever home and then gesture vaguely at small bush or tree. If you had an above ground pool, you may nod languidly in its direction.
Guy says “I’m a one pager!” And Peyer says he’s good for three panels, tops. Brutal.
January 17, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Guy says “I’m a one pager!” And Peyer says he’s good for three panels, tops. Brutal.
Love you, Granny. Only way out is through.
January 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Love you, Granny. Only way out is through.
This is my favorite era of JRJR. He played with shapes and weight in ways I found very interesting. His Colossus took up 3D space in the panel and felt genuinely imposing, which was an interesting side effect of beefing up the team significantly.
January 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
This is my favorite era of JRJR. He played with shapes and weight in ways I found very interesting. His Colossus took up 3D space in the panel and felt genuinely imposing, which was an interesting side effect of beefing up the team significantly.
Everyone you hated in grade school gets to do THE PURGE while you silently try to control your blood pressure is a shit game.
January 13, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Everyone you hated in grade school gets to do THE PURGE while you silently try to control your blood pressure is a shit game.
Well, that’s what that is in my head now. Forever. Not even mad, I just want one in Green Apple or Strawberry.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Well, that’s what that is in my head now. Forever. Not even mad, I just want one in Green Apple or Strawberry.
7 Eleven should do a commemorative Slurpee cup. I’d buy one.
Layman wouldn’t.
Layman wouldn’t.
January 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM
7 Eleven should do a commemorative Slurpee cup. I’d buy one.
Layman wouldn’t.
Layman wouldn’t.
The mustards can make or break those boxes.
December 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The mustards can make or break those boxes.
That’s clearly the name of a demon.
December 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
That’s clearly the name of a demon.
