if you know eight or nine reindeer by name we are living very different lives my dude, now sing the song or don't. doesn't matter to me

Now we know why he’s sitting alone at the bar in a nice restaurant (as he usually does).

We can stop, we promise. We can be better. Maybe not by the new year. Maybe by our 250th birthday.

The 8 Creators Who Coined the Term ‘Listicle’

“Senator, it sounds like you have some work to catch up on, so we’ll let you go. Thanks for spending a couple minutes with us.”

On your trip to the “dristrict”

They thought they were progressive by making her the boss instead of him, but it seems it’s just making it more of a mess

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