Raphelo
@raphelo.bsky.social
The ball's in your frying pan now.
Alter-Ego of Aluminium Man!
I foil crime
Alter-Ego of Aluminium Man!
I foil crime
What's that?
The best haircut I've ever had?
Off the top of my head...
The best haircut I've ever had?
Off the top of my head...
January 12, 2026 at 9:15 AM
What's that?
The best haircut I've ever had?
Off the top of my head...
The best haircut I've ever had?
Off the top of my head...
increadible wave image in this piece 🌊 www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...
Storm Goretti live: rail services suspended, flights cancelled and schools closed across UK as 380,000 homes in France lose power
Road, rail and air travel disrupted across the UK as Storm Goretti brings wind, rain and snow to the UK and parts of Europe
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:48 AM
increadible wave image in this piece 🌊 www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...
Just did my first poo of 2026 🥳
January 9, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Just did my first poo of 2026 🥳
The less you know about Deep-Fat-Frying, the batter
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 AM
The less you know about Deep-Fat-Frying, the batter
I once waited at Borders Bookshop in Glasgow for 2 hours to see Martine McCutcheon. She didn't turn up, but Johnnie Beattie did say "excuse me" as he squeezed past my standing spot, so I'd count that as a victory. 🏆
Please quote this with your major interactions with massive celebrities. eg “I was married to the pope for fifteen years”
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I once waited at Borders Bookshop in Glasgow for 2 hours to see Martine McCutcheon. She didn't turn up, but Johnnie Beattie did say "excuse me" as he squeezed past my standing spot, so I'd count that as a victory. 🏆
All the best Americans are Canadian
December 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
All the best Americans are Canadian
Shaking Steven could be Jimmy Carr's Dad.
Look, the likeness is uncanny
Look, the likeness is uncanny
December 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Shaking Steven could be Jimmy Carr's Dad.
Look, the likeness is uncanny
Look, the likeness is uncanny
Only 322 Days till Halloween!!!👺
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Only 322 Days till Halloween!!!👺
Only 378 days till next Christmas!!!
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Only 378 days till next Christmas!!!
Wouldn't call these two "Friendlies"!
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Wouldn't call these two "Friendlies"!
My son wants the Avengers annual for Christmas.
I managed to source this one (surprisingly difficult to find).
He's going to be so stoked!
I managed to source this one (surprisingly difficult to find).
He's going to be so stoked!
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
My son wants the Avengers annual for Christmas.
I managed to source this one (surprisingly difficult to find).
He's going to be so stoked!
I managed to source this one (surprisingly difficult to find).
He's going to be so stoked!
Looking at you, Noah!
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Looking at you, Noah!
Not all Geoff's wear Capes
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Not all Geoff's wear Capes
If Trump wants Ballroom he should just wear bigger underpants!
October 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
If Trump wants Ballroom he should just wear bigger underpants!
So a Lithuanian Submarine Captain, an Egyptian Nobleman and an Irish Cop walk into a bar.
The barman says "Vodka Martini, big yin?"
"Shaken, not stirred" says Sean
The barman says "Vodka Martini, big yin?"
"Shaken, not stirred" says Sean
October 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
So a Lithuanian Submarine Captain, an Egyptian Nobleman and an Irish Cop walk into a bar.
The barman says "Vodka Martini, big yin?"
"Shaken, not stirred" says Sean
The barman says "Vodka Martini, big yin?"
"Shaken, not stirred" says Sean
I yawned so hard this morning that a wookiee banged on my door looking for sex!
October 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I yawned so hard this morning that a wookiee banged on my door looking for sex!
@davidwondrich.bsky.social technologically advance a band:
AI at Work
Lasers N Roses
Talking Heads In Jars
AI at Work
Lasers N Roses
Talking Heads In Jars
September 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
@davidwondrich.bsky.social technologically advance a band:
AI at Work
Lasers N Roses
Talking Heads In Jars
AI at Work
Lasers N Roses
Talking Heads In Jars
Not sure what Costa are trying to tell me with this coffee art, bust Buster Gonad springs to mind!
September 23, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Not sure what Costa are trying to tell me with this coffee art, bust Buster Gonad springs to mind!
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Superb…
September 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Superb…
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Draw fir these today at 1pm bsky.app/profile/toky...
COMPETITION TIME! These are two A3 prints I’m not happy selling for various reasons.
Rather than throw them away you can win one (First place picks)
If you’d like the chance to win a print then please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner Friday 1pm
My shop www.infinitebacon.com
GOOD LUCK!
Rather than throw them away you can win one (First place picks)
If you’d like the chance to win a print then please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner Friday 1pm
My shop www.infinitebacon.com
GOOD LUCK!
September 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Draw fir these today at 1pm bsky.app/profile/toky...
What is my barista trying to tell me with this coffee-starfish?
September 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
What is my barista trying to tell me with this coffee-starfish?
