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Kelly 💕🇲🇽🧜🏼‍♀️
@rarecalicocritter.bsky.social
📍Boston
31 | she/her
world history teacher and 🌎 traveler
I didn’t ask to be born Latina, no más tuve suerte ✨
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Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad
June 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
why are eggs so fickle to cook? I rebuke this
June 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Instead of March Madness this year I’ll be doing Starch Sadness which is where I just eat potatoes until I feel better
March 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
love that my last interaction in Mexico was a tiny abuelita who I bought homemade candles from telling me how much she hates Elon Musk
February 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:

-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.

-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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February 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
for Presidents’ Day this year I will be in Mexico which means I can celebrate my OTP (one true president) Claudia Sheinbaum 🇲🇽
February 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
my sister works with the lady who owns Pip’s Diner (the real building) in #severance and it’s the best fact I’ve heard all day, perhaps all of 2025
February 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I woke up and chose violence
February 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
trying not to think about eggs too much so I can actually eat them
February 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I can’t think of anything I like more than being a Mexican 🇲🇽
February 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
can’t text I’m at the ORTBO #severance
February 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I got used to eating 30 grams of protein for breakfast and now when I don’t I turn into a monster 🙄
February 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
it is Wednesday my dudes
February 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Bluesky reminds me of tumblr in that I have an invisible digital footprint here (my students haven’t found my page) ((please don’t tell them I’m here))
February 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Tuesday is the worst day of the week, so in theory, it could only go up from here 🫣
February 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
they’re def gonna have to take Grupo Frontera off the lineup but I was feeling more Baja Beach Fest this year anyway
February 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
open.spotify.com/track/02YQll... the music on my page si no existiría el bullying 🙄
BELLAKEALE
Bellakath, El Bogueto · LA REINA DEL REGGAETON MEXICANO: TOMO I: La chica de las poesías · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
February 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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i will DIE ON THIS HILL
#handembroidery #audiobooks
February 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
if you ask 9th graders to color, they won’t even question it. This was to learn about the transition from artisanal to factory work. Their fave part of the simulation was when their hand got “cut off” by heavy machinery and they could only use one arm for the rest of the activity 🙃
February 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
it’s only 14 days until I go to Mexico for vacation but I bet those 14 days are going to last for two years 🙄
February 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it would be really cool if I could hit over 100g of protein but I’m also unwilling to eat cottage cheese
February 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
let’s play a guessing game: do I feel sick because of A) the flu B) my period C) general anxiety about the current state of the country or D) all of the above
February 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM