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late 30s

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if Jim Gordon could hear Tim Drake bitching about compromise in the Red Robin run, I wonder if he'd roll his eyes so hard he'd burst a blood vessel or just thousand yard stare directly into the fourth wall for like three panels minimum
August 18, 2024 at 4:34 AM
No one:

Me: Batman fixates like a serial killer on rescuing himself using the first two Robins as his proxy. He fired Dick for breaking the fantasy specifically by getting shot, and he can't handle Jason's death OR resurrection because Jason blew that fantasy to smithereens and spat on the remains.
August 18, 2024 at 4:21 AM
For a phenomenal Sweet Home/Stranger Things mashup, read School Bus Graveyard on Webtoon.

Great cast, and a fun art style. Love a series where you can see the progression of the artist as time passes, and the development of the character designs parallels the character development.
July 31, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Thought a truck driver was falling asleep on the freeway. Got Janelle to drive ahead so we didn't get hit, only to see there was _no one behind the wheel._ This 18-wheeler weaving drunkenly along the 5 was flipping automated.

Can't believe I can be taken out irl by shitty NPC pathing.
July 29, 2024 at 5:44 PM
The surgeons insist there are six incisions but the nurses can only find five.

Somewhere, I have a sixth, secret stab wound.
July 16, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Cloud lives his entire life like he's worried someone's going to make fun of him and then he's proven right by his entire party. 😂

This poor emo just wants to be a cool badass and Aerith has NO MERCY.
March 2, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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if my brain and body worked it would be so over for you fuckers
February 23, 2024 at 6:53 PM
On the bright side: I had two whole hours of productivity before I started wiki diving. Truly ADHD meds work miracles.
February 23, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Occasionally I'll meet a hospital tech and they'll be... terrifyingly perky? I have no idea if this is just a personality type that drifts toward that kind of job, or if it's a brand of "customer service" mask for people who work with the public, but only tangentially, in a high-stress environment.
February 22, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I have rediscovered social media. RIP my handle on my ADHD...
February 1, 2024 at 9:43 PM