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extremely excited to tell all of you that in the newest chapter of Chainsaw Man the War Devil turns Oregon into the Oregon Sword (crushing all of its residents in the process) and the sword is literally just the letters OREGON
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Equating chattel slavery to harboring willing fugitives fleeing a holocaust really is a new one I gotta say
Simply being "owned" isn't "horrific" (all wives were "owned"), or do you not believe providing "safe haven" was a form of protection?

By that standard, the Van Daan family that hid the family of Anne Frank were subjecting them to "horrific mistreatment." 🤦
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“Progressives for Israel”, “Progressives for the Third Reich”, etc. etc.
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
just learned about this…truly beyond parody
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Most who detransition that don’t make it our problem still consider themselves part of the trans community, having just retransitioned into something different. Those who detransition and then choose to make it our problem are almost all deeply unhappy re-repressors.
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
lol well!
The Epstein Files bill grants Attorney General Pam Bondi the authority to "withhold or redact" any material that could endanger "national security" or "jeopardize an active federal investigation."
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The way the pissed off lawyer pinned that two hour video exposé on her onto her profile and complimented it shows how the whole attention economy is poisonous—the idea of reporting to expose doesn’t work the same when everyone is just building their audience/brand.
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
some people are taking this as me arguing for prisons, and like I think it should be very clear that I am a prison abolitionist lol
When people are like “if we abolish prisons, where do we put all the really dangerous people who are a threat to others?” it’s like, well if thats such a big deal then what about the countless soulless psychos who are very much free and run almost everything in this country?
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Funny how this moment feels so momentous and should change literally everything but also we’ve had so many other moments that have felt similar over the past handful of years and then there were literally zero consequences so
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Imagining a scenario where Trump holds a press meeting and comes out as gay to cover for all the pedophilia and rape, but then remembering that would never happen because for his base being gay would be way worse
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
When people are like “if we abolish prisons, where do we put all the really dangerous people who are a threat to others?” it’s like, well if thats such a big deal then what about the countless soulless psychos who are very much free and run almost everything in this country?
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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no more THC drink, no more incest in porn, everything is ten dollar, except pad thai is now $20, your new healthcare is a gun with a bullet in it, here's the address of everyone in Epstein's discord,
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
sitting Trump down on this couch for a little talk
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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billionaires are evil and not your friends, especially strategically apolitical ones whose fame is built on the parasociality of their fans! you can do anything you want, but if me making fun of making a pillar of your personality love for that shit is gatekeeping then I’m gatekeeper #1 babyyy 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
sorry for challenging your third identity (loving a billionaire who makes mid pop) 😔
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If it came out that a political candidate I had supported was very obviously and credibly a pedophile, I would simply stop supporting them
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I don’t actually think being a trans woman swiftie necessarily means you’re spiritually vacuous and was mostly just making fun of Sarah McBride, but I do think the strong anecdotal correlation between the two is *interesting* 🧐
Biggest red flag for trans women is being a swiftie—like I’ve met a couple cis women that can kind of get away with it but if you’re forged through the fires of transmisogyny and your taste hasn’t developed past TSwift obsession there is something spiritually vacuous about you
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
hanging this on my fridge
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Genuinely why are they coming after the two biggest easily accessible over the counter pain medications lol
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I know this in theory but it still blows me away whenever I am re-reminded how all the most comically evil people in this country are quite literally in the same big club
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Biggest red flag for trans women is being a swiftie—like I’ve met a couple cis women that can kind of get away with it but if you’re forged through the fires of transmisogyny and your taste hasn’t developed past TSwift obsession there is something spiritually vacuous about you
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
vaxxed?
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I want to reiterate that if I had the resources of a huge political party I would not lose to these people
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The reason you are so personally offended by criticism of Sarah McBride is that you are the same—trans women desperate for affirmation from power with no solid ideals that you wouldn’t sacrifice if it benefitted you. If you could get the fascists to love you, you would leap into their waiting arms.
*wokely* “only white dudes should hold public office”
Sarah McBride is an excellent example of how identitarian representation in public space cannot be the only metric of value - if given the choice between McBride and a cis white man with reliably good politics I'd pick the latter because her positionality only helps if she uses understanding to act.
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM