Child: Pinkerton is their best album!
Young adult: Oh my god listening to this thing is so humiliating, how could I ever have liked it??
Old man: I am ashamed of the fact that Pinkerton is their best album, but at least I’m not as embarrassed to listen to it as he is for writing it.

Change the picture, this is dangerous and embarrassing for you.

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Also, taking yesterday off for Rosh Hashasha gives you an easy excuse for a four day weekend. To listen to Taylor Swift more.

Also, kids are smart and figure this stuff out quickly, and then they give it back to you as a fun multiplier! As long as you let them in on the joke, what could possible be the harm?

One thing they are undoubtedly all aware of is that an American military that suddenly becomes openly hostile to black people is literally nonfunctional

Honestly it’s a perfect plot summary.

Please. Hatch can take over the rest of the state, then move into Colorado and Arizona easily. These are solvable problems, people!

America’s ready for Hatch chilis on everything, this one’s a complete own goal.

It must be frustrating for youse to post articles every day and have peeps yelling at you just cause the wording is a smidge eugenicsy. Maybe you should solve that problem.

So to summarize, you are saying very non-stupid stuff, in a very silly way. That’s the SMBC promise I personally come here for.

It sounds kind of like you’re describing almost every phenomenon that gets studied. Think about something like a hyperspectral image - it’s easy to conceptualize any three spectral components by mapping to RGB, and then for more than that you’re immediately in the realm of imagination.

It’s Star Trek, when has “it wouldn’t make sense” ever stopped them?

The best part of Civil War games is playing the battles McClellan lost and wiping the floor with the traitors. Antietam especially - it’s a very zen battle when you actually, you know, USE your army.

I love how

A) every single panel could be a joke on its own
2) panels 1+2 work together, 3-5 work together. A full house!

Amazing work.

$11 billion isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? $45 billion.

My dad was always a fan, mostly because he’s the star of Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death. I jumped off when he tried showing me Religulous. Even as a 25 year old atheist, that amount of smug was unbearable.