The Grinch who tried to steal Christmas but he was dummy thicc and the clap of his ass kept alerting the Whos

Who, Fjord? Yeah.

But I’m not trying to replicate him; he’s just one source of inspiration, amongst others.

I think the ship he serves on is called “The Merry Gull”

And the captain affectionately refers to the crew as *his* Gulls.

Other thoughts:

Hella gay, naturally

I think his main job is helping ensure fair weather for the ship, else helping navigate bad weather (Stormsinger)

Or just generally lifting spirits (Bard)

I also think he has a couple situational lovers on board the ship

1: Yes, he feet are big.

2: Yes, his dick is small.

3: Yes, he stinks.

4: No, I don’t know what to call him yet.

Of for sure!

There’s NO WAY those dudes don’t stink

I wouldn’t be surprised if their recruitment tactics just involved hanging around and letting guys be drawn to their aroma like a pie in an old cartoon

It’s a trick that would work on me, at least :V

Truly!

Straight up the asexuality leaving my body when Team Aqua is around (/jk but yknow what I mean)

And Archie is for sure the hottest villain in the series! Him calling me a Scamp made me think “actually flooding the world is a good idea”