Leah Very Smith
@ratgirlhours.bsky.social
Ask me about the Covenant (2006) dir. Renny Harlin. Writer. She/her.
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Leah Very Smith
@ratgirlhours.bsky.social
· Apr 24
Different pronunciations of my name, ranked:
Lee-ah = objectively correct, what my parents intended
Lee = fun, fresh, slightly gender neutral
Lay-ah = I’m going to hunt you for sport & if you call the cops, they won’t know who you’re talking about bc you say it so wrong
Lee-ah = objectively correct, what my parents intended
Lee = fun, fresh, slightly gender neutral
Lay-ah = I’m going to hunt you for sport & if you call the cops, they won’t know who you’re talking about bc you say it so wrong
It’s good when a month starts on a Monday, but it’s even better when the second day is a Tuesday cause that makes it Twosday
September 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It’s good when a month starts on a Monday, but it’s even better when the second day is a Tuesday cause that makes it Twosday
What’s even going on anymore
July 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What’s even going on anymore
I saw many incredible outfits during Victoria Pride but this is the one I chose to document
July 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I saw many incredible outfits during Victoria Pride but this is the one I chose to document
The efforts of influencers are wasted on me. Strangers have no sway over me. My loved ones who know my exact taste can’t convince me to watch a new tv show I’d probably enjoy. Jessica TikTokDance is utterly powerless here
July 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The efforts of influencers are wasted on me. Strangers have no sway over me. My loved ones who know my exact taste can’t convince me to watch a new tv show I’d probably enjoy. Jessica TikTokDance is utterly powerless here
I’m still not over the irony of a bunch of billionaires flying private planes to a wedding held in a city that’s slipping into the ocean in part due to global warming
July 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m still not over the irony of a bunch of billionaires flying private planes to a wedding held in a city that’s slipping into the ocean in part due to global warming
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Mr. Gorbachev, remove this paywall
June 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Mr. Gorbachev, remove this paywall
And if I walk into the glass window of your establishment you should take it as a compliment to your cleaning skills
June 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
And if I walk into the glass window of your establishment you should take it as a compliment to your cleaning skills
Hottest thing a prospective romantic interest can do is not complain about my glacial response time
June 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Hottest thing a prospective romantic interest can do is not complain about my glacial response time
Not everyone who’s blonde is evil. That being said, some people are evil because they are blonde
June 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Not everyone who’s blonde is evil. That being said, some people are evil because they are blonde
Me: ahh, it’s so nice to be home after an overstimulating day. I can’t wait for peace and quiet
The crows outside my apartment: ladies and gentlemen, we’re proud to present our brand new opera, a chorus of corvids:
CAW CAW CAWWW CAWCAW CAW CAW CAW CAWWCAWCAW CAW
The crows outside my apartment: ladies and gentlemen, we’re proud to present our brand new opera, a chorus of corvids:
CAW CAW CAWWW CAWCAW CAW CAW CAW CAWWCAWCAW CAW
June 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Me: ahh, it’s so nice to be home after an overstimulating day. I can’t wait for peace and quiet
The crows outside my apartment: ladies and gentlemen, we’re proud to present our brand new opera, a chorus of corvids:
CAW CAW CAWWW CAWCAW CAW CAW CAW CAWWCAWCAW CAW
The crows outside my apartment: ladies and gentlemen, we’re proud to present our brand new opera, a chorus of corvids:
CAW CAW CAWWW CAWCAW CAW CAW CAW CAWWCAWCAW CAW
I don’t mind when strangers hit on me in public cause I get to try out new characters. No, Adrian isn’t single. Well, technically she is, but she married a ghost in a Las Vegas hotel on spring break in 2017, so she considers herself spoken for
June 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I don’t mind when strangers hit on me in public cause I get to try out new characters. No, Adrian isn’t single. Well, technically she is, but she married a ghost in a Las Vegas hotel on spring break in 2017, so she considers herself spoken for
Yawned while I was cracking my neck and the sound came out of my mouth.. woag
June 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Yawned while I was cracking my neck and the sound came out of my mouth.. woag
In high school I’d steal a copy of every book we read in English class that I enjoyed. I’m the conservative taxpayer’s worst nightmare
June 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
In high school I’d steal a copy of every book we read in English class that I enjoyed. I’m the conservative taxpayer’s worst nightmare
Happy pride! The first homophobic act of the month is ofc having to pay rent,
June 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Happy pride! The first homophobic act of the month is ofc having to pay rent,
Spending all my time writing has ruined my social skills. Ppl ask hey what’s new with you?? And I’m like well, I’m really into tornadoes and deer metaphors right now
May 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Spending all my time writing has ruined my social skills. Ppl ask hey what’s new with you?? And I’m like well, I’m really into tornadoes and deer metaphors right now
Me: the cure for my maladies is to watch a baby horse learn to run in a field.
My pharmacist: we, uh, can’t fill that here. Anyway, here’s your Prozac
My pharmacist: we, uh, can’t fill that here. Anyway, here’s your Prozac
May 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Me: the cure for my maladies is to watch a baby horse learn to run in a field.
My pharmacist: we, uh, can’t fill that here. Anyway, here’s your Prozac
My pharmacist: we, uh, can’t fill that here. Anyway, here’s your Prozac
God forbid a white girl gets a little freaky with it
May 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
God forbid a white girl gets a little freaky with it
I was mucking around beneath an overpass filming some stuff and this old man stopped and looked down in alarm and was like are you alright??
Anyway if you’re not concerning the elderly you’re not really living your life 👍🏻
Anyway if you’re not concerning the elderly you’re not really living your life 👍🏻
May 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I was mucking around beneath an overpass filming some stuff and this old man stopped and looked down in alarm and was like are you alright??
Anyway if you’re not concerning the elderly you’re not really living your life 👍🏻
Anyway if you’re not concerning the elderly you’re not really living your life 👍🏻
Trying to recommend a film to my friends: so it’s non linear and pretentious as hell and objectively anti feminist. All that said, it has a certain je ne sais quoi 🤷♀️
May 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trying to recommend a film to my friends: so it’s non linear and pretentious as hell and objectively anti feminist. All that said, it has a certain je ne sais quoi 🤷♀️
I did a task I’d been putting off for years (!!!) today. It took ~1 hour. Many such cases
May 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I did a task I’d been putting off for years (!!!) today. It took ~1 hour. Many such cases
While undeniably a bad idea I can’t help but laugh at the concept of adult abortion. You could be in the world for 42 years and your mom could just go uh uh I take it back no more life for you✌🏻
May 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
While undeniably a bad idea I can’t help but laugh at the concept of adult abortion. You could be in the world for 42 years and your mom could just go uh uh I take it back no more life for you✌🏻
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Horny with boundaries, standards, and a vengeance. Therefore, celibate.
May 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Horny with boundaries, standards, and a vengeance. Therefore, celibate.
I love blood and gore and body parts and gratuitous violence, but I’m too pretentious for intestines. I can’t help it. I find them gauche
May 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I love blood and gore and body parts and gratuitous violence, but I’m too pretentious for intestines. I can’t help it. I find them gauche
Some ppl watch horror movies and go nooooo don’t go down to the basement!! But not me. I’m a sick freak & I like it when they go down there
May 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Some ppl watch horror movies and go nooooo don’t go down to the basement!! But not me. I’m a sick freak & I like it when they go down there
I don’t have anything intelligent to say about it, but I think it’s so so sad people are using AI as a friend/someone to talk to :(
May 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I don’t have anything intelligent to say about it, but I think it’s so so sad people are using AI as a friend/someone to talk to :(