Dane Rauschenberg
@rauschenberg.bsky.social
Raced 52 marathons in 52 weekends • Speaker • Author • Entrepreneur
A week into 2026 and I am still writing "Fuck you, every fucking Republicans" on all my checks.
January 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
A week into 2026 and I am still writing "Fuck you, every fucking Republicans" on all my checks.
Call Me Maybe came out 14 years ago which means it has existed for over three times as long as the Confederacy.
January 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Call Me Maybe came out 14 years ago which means it has existed for over three times as long as the Confederacy.
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Usually I can’t wait for a sequel but…
December 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Usually I can’t wait for a sequel but…
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The Amityville Horror is a Christmas movie.
December 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The Amityville Horror is a Christmas movie.
Happy Taking Ben Folds' Girlfriend To Have an Abortion Day to those who celebrate!
December 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Happy Taking Ben Folds' Girlfriend To Have an Abortion Day to those who celebrate!
🎶 Simply…having…a couple of Christmas mimes. 🎶
December 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
🎶 Simply…having…a couple of Christmas mimes. 🎶
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I made a poopie.
December 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I made a poopie.
You were RECORDING?!
December 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
You were RECORDING?!
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Caught the Canadian Pacific Holiday Train last night as it went through Loretto!
December 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Caught the Canadian Pacific Holiday Train last night as it went through Loretto!
This is somehow one of the top ten worst things Trump has done.
December 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is somehow one of the top ten worst things Trump has done.
When you want to talk to EVERYONE’S manager.
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
When you want to talk to EVERYONE’S manager.
It’s been 13 years and this still baffles me.
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It’s been 13 years and this still baffles me.
I’m seven years older than Steve Martin was in “Planes, Trains and Automobiles” and that bothers me more than the missing Oxford comma in the title of that movie.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I’m seven years older than Steve Martin was in “Planes, Trains and Automobiles” and that bothers me more than the missing Oxford comma in the title of that movie.
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Just thought you would like to know that Michael Scott is now 20 years into his 30 year mortgage for his condo.
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just thought you would like to know that Michael Scott is now 20 years into his 30 year mortgage for his condo.
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Hey @annamaltese.bsky.social: wtf is going on here?!
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Hey @annamaltese.bsky.social: wtf is going on here?!
I hope the Minnesota Orchestra plays Day Man.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I hope the Minnesota Orchestra plays Day Man.
Has anyone else tried this? It really stings and doesn’t seem to make sense to use before you poop.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Has anyone else tried this? It really stings and doesn’t seem to make sense to use before you poop.
I feel you, end of Daylight Saving. I too get dark way too early.
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I feel you, end of Daylight Saving. I too get dark way too early.
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Someone needs to make a supercut of "doubles down after saying wrong word" Trump clips, because this is the best one yet. Fascinating artifact of whatever cocktail of personality disorders he has.
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Someone needs to make a supercut of "doubles down after saying wrong word" Trump clips, because this is the best one yet. Fascinating artifact of whatever cocktail of personality disorders he has.