Sam Fleming
@ravenbait.bsky.social
Synaesthetic specfic writer living in NE Scotland, originally from Fife. Scientist, bike herder, former husky wrangler, dice hoarder. Someone's imaginary friend. They/them/she/her.
BSFA Orbit Shorts dogsbody.
Find my stuff: https://www.ravenbait.com/work
BSFA Orbit Shorts dogsbody.
Find my stuff: https://www.ravenbait.com/work
I had not. And that is not what synaesthesia means. (I'm rarely on here, by the way!)
October 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I had not. And that is not what synaesthesia means. (I'm rarely on here, by the way!)
I want those wheel lights!
March 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I want those wheel lights!
You can add me, please?
March 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
You can add me, please?
Occasionally I consider looking for another job, and then realise my skillset is so niche I'm probably in the only place that would employ me.
February 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Occasionally I consider looking for another job, and then realise my skillset is so niche I'm probably in the only place that would employ me.
I'd believe they were trying if they were honest about what the real problems are (money hoarding billionaires) rather than planning on doing deportations live on camera with the home secretary there cheering them on.
February 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I'd believe they were trying if they were honest about what the real problems are (money hoarding billionaires) rather than planning on doing deportations live on camera with the home secretary there cheering them on.
I don't *think* I'm grey and white and super fluffy, but I'm so face blind I can't recognise myself in photos, so.... Maybe?
February 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I don't *think* I'm grey and white and super fluffy, but I'm so face blind I can't recognise myself in photos, so.... Maybe?
That's what I've realised. He's not trying to run the country and make it a better place to live, he's trying to win at being in power.
February 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
That's what I've realised. He's not trying to run the country and make it a better place to live, he's trying to win at being in power.
Awww. Poor squoof. I was always amazed that we'd managed to rescue a floof who turned out to have digestive problems and anxiety issues. I'd thought the "owners and pets resemble one another" thing was a myth.
February 10, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Awww. Poor squoof. I was always amazed that we'd managed to rescue a floof who turned out to have digestive problems and anxiety issues. I'd thought the "owners and pets resemble one another" thing was a myth.
The Assembly (Director's) Cut is my favourite Alien film. Frood got me the quadrilogy for my birthday one time. Didn't you watch it with us?
February 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The Assembly (Director's) Cut is my favourite Alien film. Frood got me the quadrilogy for my birthday one time. Didn't you watch it with us?
Brings a certain stinging accuracy to the quote, "IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!"
January 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Brings a certain stinging accuracy to the quote, "IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!"
I have sufficient self-control not to boop the floofy werewolf. Maybe.
January 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I have sufficient self-control not to boop the floofy werewolf. Maybe.
But once they'd fully changed they had enormous fluffy ears! They were all floof!
January 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
But once they'd fully changed they had enormous fluffy ears! They were all floof!
JFC, what does someone need to do just to have their licence taken off them?
January 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
JFC, what does someone need to do just to have their licence taken off them?
Also Wolf (Jack Nicholson, James Spader, Michelle Pfeiffer). Not sure if Wolven counts as a werewolf movie, but it's certainly good.
January 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Also Wolf (Jack Nicholson, James Spader, Michelle Pfeiffer). Not sure if Wolven counts as a werewolf movie, but it's certainly good.
I found the werewolves slightly too adorable for it to be a *good werewolf* movie, but I will concede that by genre standards it could be described as a *good* werewolf movie.
January 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I found the werewolves slightly too adorable for it to be a *good werewolf* movie, but I will concede that by genre standards it could be described as a *good* werewolf movie.
Hello! Did you know that "I found the movie boring" is not the same as "this is not a good movie"?
January 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Hello! Did you know that "I found the movie boring" is not the same as "this is not a good movie"?