I would buy the shit out of Steam Phone

It's okay, I know it's worth reading because I asked ChatGPT to read it for me after it was done writing it. In fact, I had it give itself many rounds of notes and revisions until it was satisfied with the product. It's actually gone through more refinement than any text ever written by a human.

standalone headset that doesn't require a Zuck account, incredible

My guess is that they want the brand-new hardware categories to look exciting and tempting compared to the now old-and-busted Steam Deck. Then they'll announce Deck 2 about six months after Machine and Frame launch

More and more, people are saying this

kinda disappointing but if the nvme is upgradable, that would probably satisfy savvier folks

he clearly likes watching the pretty lights while he trips balls. hashtag relatable

Really there's no need to investigate whether or not there's someone out there who might not be using methamphetamine. Honestly foolish of you to hold that against me

Bush Jr would say something like "people are trying to put food on their family" and it would be a three-week news cycle, but Dear Leader says five things dumber than that before breakfast and that's before we get to the crimes

Screenshotting for when the manager makes you delete this

megan no

Musk has often promised that a post-scarcity society is *just* on the other side of allocating all resources and political power to him, personally

That might have been in there too, but the Culture definitely has a thing called a "slap-drone" that follows you around and tazes you if you try to hurt someone else. Musk loves to misunderstand the Culture series; SpaceX is full of Culture references

"Kramer, that's a completely stupid idea!"
"ChatGPT doesn't think so, Jerry. Yeah, in fact, ChatGPT says I'm a genius and I'm gonna make a billion dollars!"

Cursed crossover: Double-Oh Six-Seven

Somehow, James Bond returned...

domino meme starting with "Seven of Nine's husband forces her to go to a sex club" and ending with "Barack Obama sworn in as 44th President of the United States"