Ravi, The Rizzard of Speed and Time
@ravikanodia.bsky.social
The world's normiest weirdo. Trending Non-Gamer of the Year 2017-2025. Yes, that's a real Emmy. No, don't blame me when PSN is down. I play Magic the Gathering but I only buy the cheap cards. まだ日本語を習っている。
New kickstarter idea: blank "magazine" made from high-quality paper for you to smell
If you don't sniff new paper when you get it I don't relate to you
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
New kickstarter idea: blank "magazine" made from high-quality paper for you to smell
The answer is obvious: it's because she doesn't want to swing for lethal; she wants you to concede
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The answer is obvious: it's because she doesn't want to swing for lethal; she wants you to concede
playing the Ambrosia Sky demo and thinking about the "skung" aesthetic defined by ThorHighHeels
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
playing the Ambrosia Sky demo and thinking about the "skung" aesthetic defined by ThorHighHeels
Issue five of APWOT just arrived, including this incredible article about GameCenter CX and its delightful host, Shinya Arino! I really hope this is GCCX's time to take off in the English-speaking world; we've gone far too long without official (and accessible) localizations!
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Issue five of APWOT just arrived, including this incredible article about GameCenter CX and its delightful host, Shinya Arino! I really hope this is GCCX's time to take off in the English-speaking world; we've gone far too long without official (and accessible) localizations!
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Surely this has already been done right
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Surely this has already been done right
I can't recall who said it, but someone said that everyone is born with an uncovered short position on housing
how about a 75 year mortgage, but you receive it upon conception
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I can't recall who said it, but someone said that everyone is born with an uncovered short position on housing
is this the first Dungeon Synth video game? (please feel free to explain how wrong I am by listing examples in the replies)
Hello! Omen of Duality is a Super Hydlide / Ys / Zelda inspired game I've been working on.
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
is this the first Dungeon Synth video game? (please feel free to explain how wrong I am by listing examples in the replies)
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Waiting outside the bakery and petting/reassuring the dog while my wife goes in and orders. A woman passing on the sidewalk looks at us and says "aww, you're so cute. The dog's not bad either" and ???
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Waiting outside the bakery and petting/reassuring the dog while my wife goes in and orders. A woman passing on the sidewalk looks at us and says "aww, you're so cute. The dog's not bad either" and ???
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November 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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This happened.
Somehow, I plugged a stereo mini jack into a massager.
Produced some very pure electric massage groove and sounds. 💆♂️🎶
Somehow, I plugged a stereo mini jack into a massager.
Produced some very pure electric massage groove and sounds. 💆♂️🎶
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This happened.
Somehow, I plugged a stereo mini jack into a massager.
Produced some very pure electric massage groove and sounds. 💆♂️🎶
Somehow, I plugged a stereo mini jack into a massager.
Produced some very pure electric massage groove and sounds. 💆♂️🎶
Searching youtube for "ps1 breakcore" and realizing we need a new search filter to specify the minimum age of the content rather than maximum
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Searching youtube for "ps1 breakcore" and realizing we need a new search filter to specify the minimum age of the content rather than maximum
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$18 Mocktail Satisfies Craving To Waste Money https://theonion.com/18-mocktail-satisfies-craving-to-waste-money-1851449216/
November 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
$18 Mocktail Satisfies Craving To Waste Money https://theonion.com/18-mocktail-satisfies-craving-to-waste-money-1851449216/
Cash back schemes and other "rewards" offered by credit card companies to their customers have always essentially been extortion perpetrated against merchants. Honestly I think we would be better off as a society if *all* of them were outlawed.
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Cash back schemes and other "rewards" offered by credit card companies to their customers have always essentially been extortion perpetrated against merchants. Honestly I think we would be better off as a society if *all* of them were outlawed.
I saw two Unidentifiable Law Enforcement costumes last night, both were South Asian families and we are *never* beating the allegations
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
November 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I saw two Unidentifiable Law Enforcement costumes last night, both were South Asian families and we are *never* beating the allegations
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Halloweenis? Is that anything? Lmao
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Halloweenis? Is that anything? Lmao
Oftentimes, the value of a computer isn't its ability to calculate data, but rather its ability to diffuse responsibility
NEW: you can't refuse to be scanned by ICE's new facial recognition app, according to internal DHS document 404 Media obtained. Photos taken by the app are stored for 15 years, including of U.S. citizens. We've published the full document here: www.404media.co/you-cant-ref...
You Can't Refuse To Be Scanned by ICE's Facial Recognition App, DHS Document Says
Photos captured by Mobile Fortify will be stored for 15 years, regardless of immigration or citizenship status, the document says.
www.404media.co
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oftentimes, the value of a computer isn't its ability to calculate data, but rather its ability to diffuse responsibility
The price of a house goes up by fifty coffees every day, but the cause of your problems is that you buy one coffee every week. I am very smart.
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
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October 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The price of a house goes up by fifty coffees every day, but the cause of your problems is that you buy one coffee every week. I am very smart.
Americans being upset with foreign governments for immediately playing nice with our emerging autocrat in order to get what they want from him, rather than objecting on principle, is a very r/SelfAwareWolves moment
October 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Americans being upset with foreign governments for immediately playing nice with our emerging autocrat in order to get what they want from him, rather than objecting on principle, is a very r/SelfAwareWolves moment
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Pitch: a reality TV show called Log Out
It’s The Biggest Loser but to see who can cut down their screen time the most. You’d have instagram influencers throwing tantrums because they want their phone back and sneaking out of the house to log in from the public library. Guaranteed smash hit
It’s The Biggest Loser but to see who can cut down their screen time the most. You’d have instagram influencers throwing tantrums because they want their phone back and sneaking out of the house to log in from the public library. Guaranteed smash hit
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Pitch: a reality TV show called Log Out
It’s The Biggest Loser but to see who can cut down their screen time the most. You’d have instagram influencers throwing tantrums because they want their phone back and sneaking out of the house to log in from the public library. Guaranteed smash hit
It’s The Biggest Loser but to see who can cut down their screen time the most. You’d have instagram influencers throwing tantrums because they want their phone back and sneaking out of the house to log in from the public library. Guaranteed smash hit
This happens so, so many times in Big Tech
The royal 'we' feels like it applies here too. They probably had a thousand people telling them exactly why Steam was as popular as it is but the Very Smart Money People almost certainly refused to listen.
Dude straight-up says 'We had more money so we thought we'd win automatically'.
Dude straight-up says 'We had more money so we thought we'd win automatically'.
October 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This happens so, so many times in Big Tech