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Too Ray To Function
@rayoso.bsky.social
He/him|gay cis man in Orlando, Florida|Mexican & Indigenous-American|Level 1 autist & disabled|21+ only|I label my #NSFW content. I support Palestine & trans rights. #bear #bears 🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽🩼🐻
I miss this so much
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
They’ll “believe” it, meaning they will just repeat all the lies that Diaper Din tells them to say.
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Even the font seems wholly unconvinced of its own messaging.
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Their mango key lime cheesecake is GOD TIER
December 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“YOU’LL LOVE THE GREAT NEW TASTE!”

Are they trying to convince us, or themselves?
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Then where did you come from, sweaty?!
December 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
So it has cinnamon, but where is the salted caramel boba pearls and Sakura-blossom foam?! My burnt sugar water is not TikTok ready!
December 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This is because I said I didn’t like cinnamon Pepsi earlier today, isn’t it? 😆
December 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Sadly, ginger never stood out for me, just the cinnamon. Being that I love the former but not the latter, it’s a NO from me.

For me, Crystal Pepsi is the GOAT of discontinued sodas.
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
That looks like an abomination…but a damn delicious one
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Well, he’s also not wrong. We have triple half-caf pumpkin grande mocha-chinos Fendi latte with a semi-sweet dark chocolate lavender foam and a sakura blossom flavor shot with salted caramel boba pearls
December 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Just saw the 4 1/2 hour WBA cut last night. Fucking amazing film.
December 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It’s what the Flash got after standing too close to the microwave
December 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Sounds like a cluster fuck
December 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“TURBO CANCER”
a man wearing glasses and a suit says oh jesus christ
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a suit says oh jesus christ
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’m sure this will be released, alongside those DOGE refund checks, Diaper Donnie’s tax returns, the unredacted Epstein List, proof that aliens crashed at Roswell, and the complete recipes for Coca-Cola and all the 11 of the Colonel’s herbs & spices.
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Especially since just like Wicked, it’s about a witch in a backstory based on a movie based on a book.

Time is a flat circle.
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If Disney is going all in on “live action backstories for villains” like they have for Maleficent, Cruella, and Scar, then Ursula should be getting one, not Gaston.
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Looks like that Simba will forever wait to be king!
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Looks Ike they’re trying to out-gay Logo and Bravo.
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM