Rachel Blank
@rblank4.bsky.social
Wearer of sparkly athletic clothing
Can sometimes mix belt
Furbaby mom
Unhinged go-getter
Can sometimes mix belt
Furbaby mom
Unhinged go-getter
Mariah Carey...oy.
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September 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Mariah Carey...oy.
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What is going on with the traffic lights in Baltimore city?
Did someone intentionally mess with them? Driving is cruel joke here.
Did someone intentionally mess with them? Driving is cruel joke here.
August 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
What is going on with the traffic lights in Baltimore city?
Did someone intentionally mess with them? Driving is cruel joke here.
Did someone intentionally mess with them? Driving is cruel joke here.
Stop it with the peplum.
August 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Stop it with the peplum.
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a white dog with brown spots is being walked by a woman at a dog show
ALT: a white dog with brown spots is being walked by a woman at a dog show
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July 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Didn't work for meeeee
July 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Didn't work for meeeee
This is the worst timeline.
July 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This is the worst timeline.
How will I ever explain our trip to Japan?
With a purple sweet potato kitkat?
With a purple sweet potato kitkat?
June 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
How will I ever explain our trip to Japan?
With a purple sweet potato kitkat?
With a purple sweet potato kitkat?
So excited for Queer-Scape. I'm busting out my two favorite performances, including that song that everyone loves from Nevermore. Join us Friday at the Club Car and experience joy, love, and the tingles.
Out of tiiiiiiiimmmmmeeeee.
Out of tiiiiiiiimmmmmeeeee.
May 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
So excited for Queer-Scape. I'm busting out my two favorite performances, including that song that everyone loves from Nevermore. Join us Friday at the Club Car and experience joy, love, and the tingles.
Out of tiiiiiiiimmmmmeeeee.
Out of tiiiiiiiimmmmmeeeee.
Has this administration motivated you to take sleeping pills?
If so, have you started talking in your sleep?
Have you shouted, "GO!" at your husband while in a dream and in real life?!
This is new.
If so, have you started talking in your sleep?
Have you shouted, "GO!" at your husband while in a dream and in real life?!
This is new.
May 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Has this administration motivated you to take sleeping pills?
If so, have you started talking in your sleep?
Have you shouted, "GO!" at your husband while in a dream and in real life?!
This is new.
If so, have you started talking in your sleep?
Have you shouted, "GO!" at your husband while in a dream and in real life?!
This is new.
We're rewatching "better call saul", and i just learned that hydrox was the original oreo. I also learned that orioles stole the recipe. Hmmm.
May 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
We're rewatching "better call saul", and i just learned that hydrox was the original oreo. I also learned that orioles stole the recipe. Hmmm.
Reposted by Rachel Blank
Now that China is cutting off the flow of electronic gadgets, America’s teenage girls can finally get off of their screens and focus on what matters: being pregnant.
by J.D. Vance
by J.D. Vance
May 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Now that China is cutting off the flow of electronic gadgets, America’s teenage girls can finally get off of their screens and focus on what matters: being pregnant.
by J.D. Vance
by J.D. Vance
What would happen if we gave Nathan Fielder an even larger budget? Could he fix everything wrong with this planet? Probably not, but I'd watch him try.
Also, I need those summit ice sweat pants.
Also, I need those summit ice sweat pants.
id.watch
April 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
What would happen if we gave Nathan Fielder an even larger budget? Could he fix everything wrong with this planet? Probably not, but I'd watch him try.
Also, I need those summit ice sweat pants.
Also, I need those summit ice sweat pants.
Yassss "Sinners"!! You better fuck that genre right on up! Would recommend, especially IN a movie theater.
April 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Yassss "Sinners"!! You better fuck that genre right on up! Would recommend, especially IN a movie theater.
I can't believe we are re- watching the rehearsal. I mean, it's genius, but also..
Ya know.
Ya know.
April 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I can't believe we are re- watching the rehearsal. I mean, it's genius, but also..
Ya know.
Ya know.
Everything sucks. I have nothing to add to the discourse.
April 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Everything sucks. I have nothing to add to the discourse.
Fuck. Him.
Researchers and advocates have pushed back at what they consider inaccurate and stigmatizing comments made by the health secretary, and note the causes of autism are complex.
RFK pushes to find 'environmental' cause of autism, calls rising rates an 'epidemic'
Researchers and advocates have pushed back at what they consider inaccurate and stigmatizing comments made by the health secretary, and note the causes of autism are complex.
www.npr.org
April 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Fuck. Him.
Illegal. Immoral. Inhumane.
El Salvador’s president says he won’t release Maryland man back to the US
El Salvador’s president says he won’t release deported Maryland man
Trump administration officials emphasized that Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was sent to a notorious gang prison in El Salvador, was a citizen of that country and that U.S. has no say in his future.
buff.ly
April 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Illegal. Immoral. Inhumane.
Reposted by Rachel Blank
When an attempt was made on Donald Trump’s life, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris immediately issued statements condemning the shooting and all political violence. The fact that Donald Trump hasn’t said a word about the arson attack on Gov. Shapiro and his family tells you all you need to know.
April 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
When an attempt was made on Donald Trump’s life, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris immediately issued statements condemning the shooting and all political violence. The fact that Donald Trump hasn’t said a word about the arson attack on Gov. Shapiro and his family tells you all you need to know.
Teachers in Abbott Elementary are ridiculous. No teacher can sporadically teach Spanish through telanovelas, and also, they can't afford three peice suits.
April 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Teachers in Abbott Elementary are ridiculous. No teacher can sporadically teach Spanish through telanovelas, and also, they can't afford three peice suits.
Reposted by Rachel Blank
The "Boar on the Floor" scene from "Succession" dramatically underplayed the degree to which powerful people will debase themselves in order to curry favor with more powerful people.
April 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The "Boar on the Floor" scene from "Succession" dramatically underplayed the degree to which powerful people will debase themselves in order to curry favor with more powerful people.
I really like drinking alcohol.
Yeah, I said it.
I'm leaning into this phase. Pandemic cocktail Rachel has returned.
Yeah, I said it.
I'm leaning into this phase. Pandemic cocktail Rachel has returned.
April 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I really like drinking alcohol.
Yeah, I said it.
I'm leaning into this phase. Pandemic cocktail Rachel has returned.
Yeah, I said it.
I'm leaning into this phase. Pandemic cocktail Rachel has returned.
Today is going to be bad.
I mean, every day is bad, but today, people with means will be affected.
Liberation from what?
I mean, every day is bad, but today, people with means will be affected.
Liberation from what?
April 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Today is going to be bad.
I mean, every day is bad, but today, people with means will be affected.
Liberation from what?
I mean, every day is bad, but today, people with means will be affected.
Liberation from what?
Today, Camden Yards had zero forks.
This isn't a joke. I asked a blue shirt, and she said that there weren't any.
I'm sure our new owner can afford to run a team that gives forks to its patrons.
This isn't a joke. I asked a blue shirt, and she said that there weren't any.
I'm sure our new owner can afford to run a team that gives forks to its patrons.
April 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Today, Camden Yards had zero forks.
This isn't a joke. I asked a blue shirt, and she said that there weren't any.
I'm sure our new owner can afford to run a team that gives forks to its patrons.
This isn't a joke. I asked a blue shirt, and she said that there weren't any.
I'm sure our new owner can afford to run a team that gives forks to its patrons.