Ranting Blue Penguin Media
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Exploring the passion that people feel about their sports teams and what it means to support a club. Mostly #Soccer Some other sports too. http://rbpenguinmedia.com Admin is he/him, but in support, we are one.
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I’m good with Mac Jones since he’s a Niner and holding it down while Brock’s out, but I won’t stand for slander against pickle juice.
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Bananas, sports drinks, IV bags and… pickle juice?

49ers players like Mac Jones turn to unique remedies to alleviate cramping during games.
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Which error are they taking responsibility for: The email or losing like that to Texas Tech?
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Once upon a time,in the dark ages of Windows 95, you could add an ESPN scrolling scorebug to the bottom of the desktop.
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Caveat: nominate anybody else who won’t then pick him as a running mate.

Can’t be too careful.
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Not so quiet if you’re the Panthers or Lightning…😬
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I know we JUST finished #USOC2025, but we've got *59* qualifiers for #USOC2026 this weekend (Oct. 11-12). We need reporters to cover the games (or at least provide updates). Our full list of cities we need help with are in the comments.

Email us here: www.thecup.us/contact-us
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That is EITHER a CRW win or a CRW draw with OMA loss/draw.
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WES clinches the wooden spoon with a loss or a TEX v. RIC draw. However, if TEX or RIC win, and WES gets at least a point from NAP, they delay the spoon by at least a week.

A CLT win eliminates TEX and RIC

A Knox win or OMA loss clinches top 4
A CRW win or draw with OMA loss/draw clinches top 4
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Other scenarios this week: TRM clinches with a win vs. SPK. HOP clinches with a win vs. Knox, or a point with MAD and AV dropping points.

MAD beating CRW and HOP drawing/winning keeps OMA barely alive for the shield.

Westchester is an interesting one…
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In case anyone forgot after last night’s marathon…

IT’S BELT WEEK, BÚHOS!

And not just the Belt on the line. A Greenville loss with a Charlotte win puts the Triumph on the brink of missing the playoffs for the first time in their history, so you know they’re going to be up for it.
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Even better that I’m reading this while waiting for a Starbucks order on a military installation.
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Starbucks Awarded $5 Billion Contract To Explore Military Applications Of Cold Foam https://theonion.com/starbucks-awarded-5-billion-contract-to-explore-military-applications-of-cold-foam/
Starbucks Awarded $5 Billion Contract To Explore Military Applications Of Cold Foam
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You must remember to thank them for their attention to any matter you provide though.
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Three of you count the media/box seats entry point
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Three points, and the playoffs!!!
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That's three points secured and so much more, just how we drew it up! Y'know, despite all that conspired to keep this match from finishing.

We love you guys. Thanks for sticking with us. 🫶

#OneMeansAll | 2-1 | #OMAvNAP
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And dropping the ball on the infield for the celebration 💀💀💀
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Yeah, you get to appeal to guest services. We get “under no circumstances”.
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*Jots down questions for the next Team Talk…*
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It’s definitely not just a Werner Park thing. Storm Chasers allow re-entry if you get your ticket scanned on exit. However, every Union Omaha match I’ve been to they announce No re-entry under any circumstances.
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To be fair, that match is probably what’s caused this.

That and being down 1-0.
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Hey @hipsterkibble.bsky.social, do these count as snacks?
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Taco Bell chili cheese burrito
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All of this to say that if it’s truly not safe, don’t play. But it’s going to be so frustrating if we can’t continue.
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We need Umbrella by Rhianna, but using the video of Tom Holland’s Lip Sync Battle rendition.
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We need to finish this match…For Daltyn Knutson. #JusticeForDaltyn
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Just to keep you guys posted: weather has cleared up, so we've been working on the field and evaluating play conditions.

Should have another update soon!

#OneMeansAll | 1-0 | #OMAvNAP