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Chris R.

@rchris.bsky.social

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Formerly PopPopInAttic on Twitter. Still a reply guy. Still thinking 90% in Simpsons quotes.

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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 47m

As it's been predictable

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 4h

"Come quick, the 12th floor of Dierks Bentley's bar has collapsed into the 11th floor"

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 4h

He and Vance are the smallest, most pathetic little crumbs of men. No beliefs, no self-respect, no charisma. They'd be the ones shielding themselves with their own children in a zombie apocalypse.

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 6h

Cubs are owned by a notorious MAGA shithead family, so they will definitely get an invite

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 9h

The irony at play here is wild, because these same dorks would have been the ones LOSING THEIR SHIT at the idea of a woman pilot. They probably want to prove that she crashed because of woke

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 19h

The best part: He also CLEARLY has a 63 version on under the 62! My man came prepared!

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 20h

Of course!

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 20h

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 20h

She didn't scream or nothing

Lulie Newcomb and Dylan Baker in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 23h

NOT NOW, REAPER - WE'RE DEALING WITH SO MUCH OTHER SHIT

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 23h

Dolly Parton’s sister, Freida Parton, is asking for people to pray for her sister’s health.

Verified Facebook post by Freida Parton. The caption reads:

“Last night, I was up all night praying for my sister, Dolly. Many of you know she hasn’t been feeling her best lately. I truly believe in the power of prayer, and I have been lead to ask all of the world that loves her to be prayer warriors and pray with me. She’s strong, she’s loved, and with all the prayers being lifted for her, I know in my heart she’s going to be just fine. Godspeed, my sissy Dolly. We all love you! ❤️”

Below the caption is a photo of Dolly Parton standing outdoors in front of lush green ivy, hands clasped in prayer, wearing a shiny silver outfit with lace-trimmed sleeves, her signature blonde hair styled in soft curls, looking upward serenely.

Reposted by Chris R.

💚 Rye 🍁 @ryedog.bsky.social · 1d

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d

Here's your problem: Someone set this thing to "Evil"

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d

Nightmare on Evergreen is legitimately creepy, but Homer vs. the Devil is probably the overall best

a cartoon of homer simpson being tortured by a demon

ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson being tortured by a demon

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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d

Is Travis wearing a treasure map made by Cabela's?

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

"I'M FREAKIN' OUT, MAN"

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

I like that their mascot is apparently a bear having a panic attack

The football helmet for the University of Montana; the helmet is yellow, with a brown bear kind of freaking out on the side

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

100%, and they stay fresher longer

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

I think Trader Joe's Joe's Os might be better than Cheerios

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

This is so macabre and just WEIRD

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks, man - I'm going to be furious for the rest of the day

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

In retrospect, he might have written some of these songs

Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 2d

Schumer being waterboarded, you say?

The “No, Maybe?” meme woman