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actualizing into an even bigger asshole
sorry kids its looking like its arab strap again for christmas
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYzs...
(Afternoon) Soaps by Arab Strap
YouTube video by chemikal
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 AM
kacho has really aged liked wine
Shinya Arino has recieved his copy!
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
we need to be careful and not bully Taylor Swift too much right now because we don't want to spawn another evil billionaire mega terf that clearly holds grudges
October 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
when is it fine to murder your neighbour who uses a leaf blower every day?
September 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
im like the Rafael Nadal's waterbottles of bad sleep practises
September 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
the eggs and the avocado from my sandwich meeting and being like yo what the fuck is that!!!
August 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
*rearing a tweet that has a line break
'well here we go again!'
August 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Umm Gemini what attachment style is Daniel Plainview?
July 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
i saw a house listed on rightmove with a haunted basement
but when i asked the estate agent he said its just a highly motivated cellar
July 20, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Anakin lost his hand in a canning accident
May 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
what makes the avengers so compelling is that theres this green guy and a metal guy but then also this one guy who just has a glock and another one who's just been to decathlon and of course we all have our favorites!
May 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
surely just a crumb of psychic damage couldnt hurt
April 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
really hope im just depressed and not developing a gluten intolerance 🙏
April 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
just a blue collar single father haveing a little cry with my greggs breakfast roll whilst listening to ceilings by lizzy mcalpine
April 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM
racing line granny hit the apex as i walked back from aldi and damn near cleaned my clock
April 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
im doing a breaking bad show but where the guy is a evil biology teacher instead and i just keep getting bf skinner type shit like oh what if a dog was also a kubotan
April 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
FACGCEbook
April 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
the worst thing about dr.martens boots is taking them off before you bone-down
April 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
how do they get the coffee so hot Mulder?
its preternaturally hot coffee Scully
March 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
i asked my pharmacist for some after sun and they just said after sun comes moon!
March 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
just made myself look an asshole in front of the batman *groans*
March 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Narrating bedtime like Outdoor Boys but it's me preheating bed with electric blanket before fretting over which speedrun to fall asleep to
February 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
frozen pizza with anything other than tomato sauce should have same packaging as cigarettes
Absolute sickos
January 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM