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MoM-z14 was probably too exhausted in those early days, but I'm sure DaD-z14 took photos of their infant.
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
"I ain't got thyme for this shit...but I do have parsley"
January 30, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Wrong image, STScI guys - that's a protostar's bipolar outflow.
January 30, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Ehhh...no. Messier 104 (the Sombrero Galaxy) is NOT a member of the Virgo Cluster.
It is ~30 million light years away, only half as far as the Virgo Cluster (~55 million light years).
Any mistaken association is purely because it lies just inside the boundary of the very large constellation Virgo.
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Director's cut only: When the chase ended, the cop "feared for his life" and shot her in the face.
January 16, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Should be soundtracked with Level 42's "The Sun Goes Down" 🎸
January 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
"his" predictions? The article is by a woman, Mary Roeloffs.

But she's not making the predictions anyway. The NOAA is.

And yes, they usually come true. We monitor space weather all the time and have built accurate models for CME propagation, solar wind velocities, Bz flips, fields alignment.
January 2, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Au contraire, it's putting on a delightful show for us.
January 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Wait til you find out that physics proves earthquakes are utterly unconnected to solar activity.

(OFC, any statistics noob can be fooled by apparent correlations...and wrongly assume causation)
January 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Youtuber "Dobsonian Power" is not a scientist. He has no peer-reviewed publications on comets. What does he know about this one, that somehow professional astronomers (with access to the best data and models) don't?

It's an odd comet in some respects. But absolutely a comet.
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It has characteristics like known comets. The features people rave about might be unusual, but they have either been seen before (forward tail, acceleration, outgas distance) or are explicable by the chemical composition of the protostellar disk from which the comet formed (CO2 ratio, metallicity)
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"Earliest known film about pole-dancing"
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Adorable dino. Early Ray Harryhausen work, perhaps?
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Well, we in Ireland 🇮🇪"did it in steps", just as you recommend.
On road signage, we went from:
Distances Speed Limits Year
miles mph < 1970s
miles + km mph 1970s
km mph 1990s
km km/h 2005
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
(1) Comets don't streak...they crawl! The Moon moves faster against the background stars (and that's pretty slow!)

(2) This comet is not visible "over your head" in any part of the world. It's not far above the NW horizon in the northern hemisphere.
October 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
What did you do...inflate him until he exploded?
October 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM