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T.A.C.O.
January 21, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Nothing says "I know I'm wrong" like having your "Replies disabled".
January 16, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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Scientists trained Hubble’s sharp vision on a starless, gas-rich, dark-matter cloud and identified a new type of astronomical object—a failed galaxy that never produced stars. Nicknamed Cloud-9, it is considered a fossil from the early universe: https://news.stsci.edu/4bdj2Ov #AAS247
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Due to feedback from our testers, we have decided to patch "Happy New Year" to "Acceptable New Year" to avoid disappointment and better match the realities of the market.
January 2, 2026 at 12:16 PM
What a family of liars and law-breakers!
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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The sky above our VLT is split in a greenish & a reddish airglow.

An airglow is only noticeable in the darkest regions. Preserving such pristine skies not only enables scientific research, but also the experience of a perfectly dark night.

https://www.eso.org/public/images/potw2543a/
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October 27, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Document Forgery

xkcd.com/3160/
October 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Watch as the familiar pattern of the Gemini constellation on the sky distorts into a whole new perspective when seen in three dimensions.

As the camera pans up, the constellation Gemini (The Twins ♊) takes center stage with its brightest stars, Castor and Pollux, at the top. 🔭 🧪
The Shape of Gemini in Three Dimensions
YouTube video by Space Telescope Science Institute
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October 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Notice to flat-Earthers in Earth's Eastern Hemisphere witnessing a Total Lunar Eclipse right now

Once again, please alert the authorities if your eclipse tonight looks like this:
September 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Told you so.
August 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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August 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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It ain't going away, no it ain't going away....
August 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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goodoneshow
Bill Burr
August 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Watch as this visualization reveals the stars of the Leo constellation in three dimensions. 🦁 👀
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The Shape of Leo in Three Dimensions #stsci #space #universe #astronomy
YouTube video by Space Telescope Science Institute
youtube.com
August 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

— Carl Sagan 📷: Max Claret
July 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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July 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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When so much of the media rolls out the comfy red carpet for Farage, Private Eye trips him up and milkshakes him.
Be more Private Eye.
July 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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I will take "Blame Obama" and if that fails, "Start a War"
July 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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THIS
July 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM