Fond El Drump
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Oft bestrideth a corpulent, misbegotten pachyderm—doleful specter of an age long past—holding forth upon the manifold follies of men, and the sly, chuckle-headed machinations of a certain stable genius.
Just the Nuzzi need, thanks.
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Just the Nuzzi need, thanks.
What next? Shall we be regaled with Ted Bundy’s ten most toothsome pie-recipes???
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What next? Shall we be regaled with Ted Bundy’s ten most toothsome pie-recipes???
This consecrate chamber shall anon be remade into a puce-marbled shower, bedizened with a gaudy gilded chandelier, and thereafter employ’d as a loudly-whispered hidey-hole wherein he’ll cram Epstein’s dossiers of illicit knavery till the walls groan.
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This consecrate chamber shall anon be remade into a puce-marbled shower, bedizened with a gaudy gilded chandelier, and thereafter employ’d as a loudly-whispered hidey-hole wherein he’ll cram Epstein’s dossiers of illicit knavery till the walls groan.
Or haply he hath attain’d the “I’m melting!” stage, when a brimming bucket of cold, sloshing reality is upended o’er his pate, as he dissolves in his own slime whilst his troop of shrieking, dismay’d monkeys caper ’round in a frenzied babel of terror and lamentation.
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Or haply he hath attain’d the “I’m melting!” stage, when a brimming bucket of cold, sloshing reality is upended o’er his pate, as he dissolves in his own slime whilst his troop of shrieking, dismay’d monkeys caper ’round in a frenzied babel of terror and lamentation.
Such policy is so pinched and wind-sucked that it extirpates all troublesome superfluities, such as a breathing economy and a peaceable, law-keeping commonweal, leaving us naught but a gaunt carnival of beggars, brigands, and bean-counters.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Such policy is so pinched and wind-sucked that it extirpates all troublesome superfluities, such as a breathing economy and a peaceable, law-keeping commonweal, leaving us naught but a gaunt carnival of beggars, brigands, and bean-counters.
Methinks thy dissection revealeth a core befuddlement: to proffer an analysis here supposeth the mischief first sprang from sober cogitation—whereas, in sooth, the whole muddle was begotten without a single grain of deliberate thought.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Methinks thy dissection revealeth a core befuddlement: to proffer an analysis here supposeth the mischief first sprang from sober cogitation—whereas, in sooth, the whole muddle was begotten without a single grain of deliberate thought.
When doth this mumchance cur transmute from “the dog that hasn’t barked” into a ranting kennel-whelp that yelps so eternally, so thunder-roaring oft, that all folk stop their ears and reckon his clamour not worth a flea’s fart?
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
When doth this mumchance cur transmute from “the dog that hasn’t barked” into a ranting kennel-whelp that yelps so eternally, so thunder-roaring oft, that all folk stop their ears and reckon his clamour not worth a flea’s fart?
There remaineth that paltry encumbrance “swearing to protect the Constitution of the United States,” a trifling vow, yet sharp as a pebble in a tyrant’s boot.
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
There remaineth that paltry encumbrance “swearing to protect the Constitution of the United States,” a trifling vow, yet sharp as a pebble in a tyrant’s boot.
The Lord replied to my query, “Zel ḥawwi napšāḵ, sāklā!”
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The Lord replied to my query, “Zel ḥawwi napšāḵ, sāklā!”
No fear abideth, for lo! our most puissant leader is sound of limb, sprightly of motion, and in every corporeal and phantastick respect as sane as a saint in a madhouse!
October 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
No fear abideth, for lo! our most puissant leader is sound of limb, sprightly of motion, and in every corporeal and phantastick respect as sane as a saint in a madhouse!
I would like to nominate Rep. Carter for the Dunning-Kruger Prize.
October 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I would like to nominate Rep. Carter for the Dunning-Kruger Prize.
Marry, since the dread Jewish Space Lasers were uncork’d upon the firmament, who can say when some villainous cabal shall conjure weather-witcheries to bedevil poor Floridian wayfarers?
October 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Marry, since the dread Jewish Space Lasers were uncork’d upon the firmament, who can say when some villainous cabal shall conjure weather-witcheries to bedevil poor Floridian wayfarers?
Jim Comey? Again???
October 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Jim Comey? Again???
The National Lard.
October 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The National Lard.
The English, in their puckish treasury of tongue, possess a wondrous appellation for such knaves: “twats.”
October 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The English, in their puckish treasury of tongue, possess a wondrous appellation for such knaves: “twats.”
Setting by, for a tick, the holy wrath and justified indignation, ’tis yet a comfort to espy that priests do still anoint their polls with hair-oil.
October 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Setting by, for a tick, the holy wrath and justified indignation, ’tis yet a comfort to espy that priests do still anoint their polls with hair-oil.
A fellow did but lately whisper to me that extrajudicial slaughters be not only a mangling of due process, but mayhap reckon’d a very crime against humanity itself.
October 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A fellow did but lately whisper to me that extrajudicial slaughters be not only a mangling of due process, but mayhap reckon’d a very crime against humanity itself.