Fond El Drump
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Oft bestrideth a corpulent, misbegotten pachyderm—doleful specter of an age long past—holding forth upon the manifold follies of men, and the sly, chuckle-headed machinations of a certain stable genius.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.
October 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.
At last!
The government is shut down because Trump and the Republicans are hellbent on taking health care away from you.
And they won’t even come to the table to talk to us about it.
This is not about politics. It's about people.
Let’s break it down:
And they won’t even come to the table to talk to us about it.
This is not about politics. It's about people.
Let’s break it down:
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
At last!
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BREAKING: Stephen Miller—both Trump Administration capo and de facto head of DHS, ICE, and DOJ, has just declared that peaceful protesters are "street terrorists." Under an executive order signed by Trump just days ago, that means he is saying that all protesters in America can be arrested on sight.
October 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
BREAKING: Stephen Miller—both Trump Administration capo and de facto head of DHS, ICE, and DOJ, has just declared that peaceful protesters are "street terrorists." Under an executive order signed by Trump just days ago, that means he is saying that all protesters in America can be arrested on sight.
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It's a pretty big deal that the NYC Bar Association--one of the most prominent and respected bar associations in the country--is accusing the President of ordering the "unlawful summary execution," i.e. murder--of civilians in violation of US and international law. www.nycbar.org/press-releas...
October 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It's a pretty big deal that the NYC Bar Association--one of the most prominent and respected bar associations in the country--is accusing the President of ordering the "unlawful summary execution," i.e. murder--of civilians in violation of US and international law. www.nycbar.org/press-releas...
Lo, my antics upon the interwebs have branded me a decrepit wight, so that I am beset with adverts for diabetic simples, trusses for the halt, and charms against the dribblings of incontinent dogs. Yet praise be, my blood-sugar hinders not my stride, nor do I lack the hound I ne’er possess’d.
October 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Lo, my antics upon the interwebs have branded me a decrepit wight, so that I am beset with adverts for diabetic simples, trusses for the halt, and charms against the dribblings of incontinent dogs. Yet praise be, my blood-sugar hinders not my stride, nor do I lack the hound I ne’er possess’d.
To meddle with this platform, and all its kin, is to sup the very venom that corrodes our commonweal; yet like flies to honey, like moths to flame, we cannot choose but lap and gorge—helpless, with a greedy, honey-sick relish.
September 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
To meddle with this platform, and all its kin, is to sup the very venom that corrodes our commonweal; yet like flies to honey, like moths to flame, we cannot choose but lap and gorge—helpless, with a greedy, honey-sick relish.
I have shunn’d all parley of the publick sort, lest my spirits sink deeper in the slough of melancholy whereunto these doleful times have already plung’d me.
September 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I have shunn’d all parley of the publick sort, lest my spirits sink deeper in the slough of melancholy whereunto these doleful times have already plung’d me.
Fitly doth it accord with the bawdy baseness of our tyrannick moment, that #BigBalls hath been exalted as our counterfeit Reichstag Fire.
August 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Fitly doth it accord with the bawdy baseness of our tyrannick moment, that #BigBalls hath been exalted as our counterfeit Reichstag Fire.
So that’s the rub, eh? #SCOTUS, with all the ceremony of a mouse fart in a mausoleum, hath quietly garroted our democratic republic—no fanfare, just a gavel tap and the soft thud of liberty hitting the floor.
June 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
So that’s the rub, eh? #SCOTUS, with all the ceremony of a mouse fart in a mausoleum, hath quietly garroted our democratic republic—no fanfare, just a gavel tap and the soft thud of liberty hitting the floor.
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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven...
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June 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
Hark! @thebulwark.com at last turneth its gaze to that accursed blight: high-beam harrowers of the night, those ocular scourges that sear the retinas of honest yokels and make every cowpath a blinding trial by fire.
Yes, Car Headlights Are Too Damn Bright! (w/ Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez)
YouTube video by The Bulwark
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June 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hark! @thebulwark.com at last turneth its gaze to that accursed blight: high-beam harrowers of the night, those ocular scourges that sear the retinas of honest yokels and make every cowpath a blinding trial by fire.
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Wait... is this the best meme ever made?
June 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wait... is this the best meme ever made?
🤣🤣🤣
Joe Biden says he's started treatment for his prostate cancer and the prognosis is good. Donald Trump says Biden was executed in 2020 and was replaced with a legion of clones. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.
June 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
🤣🤣🤣
Ah yes, just as I “invested” in a plate of nachos last night—paid, consumed, and gone by morning—so too doth our wise overlords call it “investment” when Nippon Steel buys US Steel. A bold strategy: sell the cow, call the butcher a partner.
May 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ah yes, just as I “invested” in a plate of nachos last night—paid, consumed, and gone by morning—so too doth our wise overlords call it “investment” when Nippon Steel buys US Steel. A bold strategy: sell the cow, call the butcher a partner.
Ah, indeed! Naught delights me more than when Blackadder doth excoriate that sesquipedalian blatherskite Dr. Johnson, reducing his pomposity to a puddle of floccinaucinihilipilificatory sputterings.
Every single word? #blackadder #shorts
YouTube video by BBC Comedy Greats
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May 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Ah, indeed! Naught delights me more than when Blackadder doth excoriate that sesquipedalian blatherskite Dr. Johnson, reducing his pomposity to a puddle of floccinaucinihilipilificatory sputterings.
Short as a nun’s curse and twice as sharp:
We have a govt that’s engaged in human trafficking, that’s openly allowing a gulf petrostate to bribe its leadership, that’s reshaping the refugee program in overtly racist terms, that’s almost ended American foreign aid entirely, that’s doing its level best to crash the economy from the rose garden
May 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Short as a nun’s curse and twice as sharp:
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In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
Three Yale professors who have written extensively on authoritarianism are leaving the U.S. “We’re like people on the Titanic saying our ship can’t sink,” Marci Shore said. “And what you know as a historian is that there is no such thing as a ship that can’t sink.”
Three Yale professors who have written extensively on authoritarianism are leaving the U.S. “We’re like people on the Titanic saying our ship can’t sink,” Marci Shore said. “And what you know as a historian is that there is no such thing as a ship that can’t sink.”
Opinion | We Study Fascism at Yale. We’re Leaving the U.S.
The decision by these three Yale professors to move to Canada is both a warning and a call to action.
www.nytimes.com
May 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
Three Yale professors who have written extensively on authoritarianism are leaving the U.S. “We’re like people on the Titanic saying our ship can’t sink,” Marci Shore said. “And what you know as a historian is that there is no such thing as a ship that can’t sink.”
Three Yale professors who have written extensively on authoritarianism are leaving the U.S. “We’re like people on the Titanic saying our ship can’t sink,” Marci Shore said. “And what you know as a historian is that there is no such thing as a ship that can’t sink.”
This is unutterably appalling…
“They’re trying to kidnap someone”
On the scene of a brutal ICE arrest in Worcester, Massachusetts.
www.motherjones.com
May 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is unutterably appalling…
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This tale be the blackest of horrors—grimmer than banshees, fouler than fiends—fit to make even the Devil clutch his rosary and sleep with a night-light.
May 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This tale be the blackest of horrors—grimmer than banshees, fouler than fiends—fit to make even the Devil clutch his rosary and sleep with a night-light.
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What is happening in Gaza will be a permanent stain on the world's collective conscience.
History will never forget how our government was complicit in enabling and sustaining this ongoing humanitarian disaster.
We must end funding for the Netanyahu war machine.
History will never forget how our government was complicit in enabling and sustaining this ongoing humanitarian disaster.
We must end funding for the Netanyahu war machine.
May 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
What is happening in Gaza will be a permanent stain on the world's collective conscience.
History will never forget how our government was complicit in enabling and sustaining this ongoing humanitarian disaster.
We must end funding for the Netanyahu war machine.
History will never forget how our government was complicit in enabling and sustaining this ongoing humanitarian disaster.
We must end funding for the Netanyahu war machine.