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KJT🦕
@realkjt.bsky.social
Dad
Automation Engineer
Hopefully Optimistic
Pie enthusiast
Super Grover enthusiast
Just a bag of water with chemicals in it.
Occasionally songs about ham and other foods.
📍Account based in USA 🇺🇸

#23,288,156
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Yeah, but TTSG (trump time spent golfing) is over 12%…

trumpgolftrack.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
So yeah, I missed something… did South Park accidentally break a story?
November 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So, I’m no California geography expert, but if you’re shooting shells into the ocean as glorified fireworks, should you shoot from the beach and avoid firing shells over, ya know, people?

I mean, Camp Pendleton Beach is right there…
October 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Yeah, this is not normal:
www.hud.gov
October 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Dang it, now I don’t know if I could…

Yep, I could get it within 100 miles.
September 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Then again…
September 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Not in your style, per se, but it’s gotten around.
September 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
September 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Shout out to @pattonoswalt.bsky.social, who hit that sweet spot just above Andrew Weismann, but just behind Raw Gay Porn!
September 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Opens Bluesky.
Notes 30+ notifications.
Oh dear, what did I do?

(Also, am I an influencer now? 😎)
September 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
It was epic when she did that cover of Lose Yourself.
September 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social - finally something good coming out of NJ!
/s
September 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
So, Russia missed 2 countries? Sounds like a bit more than an oopsie.
September 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The true face of evil… Whitey Duvall
September 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
August 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The hell? Here’s what I think of when I think about the end of WW2 in Europe:
August 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m still upset about the updated Hardee’s logo.
August 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
For those days when your arteries are working too well…

Spotted at an IGA in Evansville, IN.
August 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Seen on a tee shirt in the wild today. 🤦‍♂️
June 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
May 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Dude, I’ll send you points To keep the collectors away.
May 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I hear pineapple is good for the prostate…
Daily pineapple chaser after the prostate exam!
May 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
May 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM