KJT🦕
@realkjt.bsky.social
Dad
Automation Engineer
Hopefully Optimistic
Pie enthusiast
Super Grover enthusiast
Just a bag of water with chemicals in it.
Occasionally songs about ham and other foods.
📍Account based in USA 🇺🇸
#23,288,156
Automation Engineer
Hopefully Optimistic
Pie enthusiast
Super Grover enthusiast
Just a bag of water with chemicals in it.
Occasionally songs about ham and other foods.
📍Account based in USA 🇺🇸
#23,288,156
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
So yeah, I missed something… did South Park accidentally break a story?
November 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
So yeah, I missed something… did South Park accidentally break a story?
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So, I’m no California geography expert, but if you’re shooting shells into the ocean as glorified fireworks, should you shoot from the beach and avoid firing shells over, ya know, people?
I mean, Camp Pendleton Beach is right there…
I mean, Camp Pendleton Beach is right there…
October 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So, I’m no California geography expert, but if you’re shooting shells into the ocean as glorified fireworks, should you shoot from the beach and avoid firing shells over, ya know, people?
I mean, Camp Pendleton Beach is right there…
I mean, Camp Pendleton Beach is right there…
Yeah, this is not normal:
www.hud.gov
www.hud.gov
October 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Yeah, this is not normal:
www.hud.gov
www.hud.gov
Dang it, now I don’t know if I could…
Yep, I could get it within 100 miles.
Yep, I could get it within 100 miles.
September 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Dang it, now I don’t know if I could…
Yep, I could get it within 100 miles.
Yep, I could get it within 100 miles.
Not in your style, per se, but it’s gotten around.
September 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Not in your style, per se, but it’s gotten around.
September 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Shout out to @pattonoswalt.bsky.social, who hit that sweet spot just above Andrew Weismann, but just behind Raw Gay Porn!
September 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Shout out to @pattonoswalt.bsky.social, who hit that sweet spot just above Andrew Weismann, but just behind Raw Gay Porn!
Opens Bluesky.
Notes 30+ notifications.
Oh dear, what did I do?
(Also, am I an influencer now? 😎)
Notes 30+ notifications.
Oh dear, what did I do?
(Also, am I an influencer now? 😎)
September 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Opens Bluesky.
Notes 30+ notifications.
Oh dear, what did I do?
(Also, am I an influencer now? 😎)
Notes 30+ notifications.
Oh dear, what did I do?
(Also, am I an influencer now? 😎)
It was epic when she did that cover of Lose Yourself.
September 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It was epic when she did that cover of Lose Yourself.
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social - finally something good coming out of NJ!
/s
/s
September 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social - finally something good coming out of NJ!
/s
/s
So, Russia missed 2 countries? Sounds like a bit more than an oopsie.
September 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
So, Russia missed 2 countries? Sounds like a bit more than an oopsie.
The true face of evil… Whitey Duvall
September 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The true face of evil… Whitey Duvall
The hell? Here’s what I think of when I think about the end of WW2 in Europe:
August 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The hell? Here’s what I think of when I think about the end of WW2 in Europe:
I’m still upset about the updated Hardee’s logo.
August 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’m still upset about the updated Hardee’s logo.
For those days when your arteries are working too well…
Spotted at an IGA in Evansville, IN.
Spotted at an IGA in Evansville, IN.
August 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
For those days when your arteries are working too well…
Spotted at an IGA in Evansville, IN.
Spotted at an IGA in Evansville, IN.
Seen on a tee shirt in the wild today. 🤦♂️
June 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Seen on a tee shirt in the wild today. 🤦♂️
Dude, I’ll send you points To keep the collectors away.
May 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Dude, I’ll send you points To keep the collectors away.
I hear pineapple is good for the prostate…
Daily pineapple chaser after the prostate exam!
Daily pineapple chaser after the prostate exam!
May 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I hear pineapple is good for the prostate…
Daily pineapple chaser after the prostate exam!
Daily pineapple chaser after the prostate exam!