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KJT🦕
@realkjt.bsky.social
Dad
Automation Engineer
Hopefully Optimistic
Pie enthusiast
Super Grover enthusiast
Just a bag of water with chemicals in it.
Occasionally songs about ham and other foods.
📍Account based in USA 🇺🇸

#23,288,156
But, do you always remember why you walked into a room?
a pikachu doll is holding a magnifying glass and a knife .
Alt: a pikachu doll is holding a magnifying glass and a knife .
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December 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Hmmm, now I know that "vegan anarchotranshumanists" exist… green light the show, but only if it’s done as an offshoot of Glee.
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Well, you haven’t seen K-Pop Demon Hunters then yet!
a group of cartoon girls are standing next to each other with their arms in the air .
Alt: a group of cartoon girls are standing next to each other with their arms in the air .
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December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Anyone else hope he passes in the middle of one of these meetings, and all of the sycophants praise a corpse?
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Also, now one of my favorite Christmas parody songs hits different…

youtu.be/VPtefCrMSAs?...
Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear
YouTube video by Bob Rivers - Topic
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December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I hate that my first thought when I read that was this guy
a man in a suit and tie is sitting with his arms crossed in a crowd .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting with his arms crossed in a crowd .
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December 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Thanks for the clarification, I was worried you were advocating for the Minority Report.

And I’ll be damned if Tom Cruise is going to try to arrest me again for something I just considered doing. 😉
a man is standing in front of a computer screen and pointing at something .
Alt: a man is standing in front of a computer screen and pointing at something .
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December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Correction: now, if only my library had at least one digital copy of any of your books! Argh!
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Ah, I get it now…

Now if only my library had more than one copy of your books.

share.libbyapp.com/title/1812310
What Kings Ate and Wizards Drank
A Fantasy Lover’s Food GuideEqual parts writer’s guide, comedy, and historical cookbook, fantasy author Krista D. Ball takes readers on a journey into the depths of epic fantasy’s obsession with rabbi...
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December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
What, no historical references? 😉
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’ve been using the lens of “everyone’s got a bit of ‘tism”, and we’re all just weird.
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Slaps, Rips, and Fucks? No cap
a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means . "
Alt: a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means . "
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December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If only this was literal…
a woman leaning on a railing with the words " and the dreams that you dare to dream "
Alt: a woman leaning on a railing with the words " and the dreams that you dare to dream "
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December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Hold on! Universal Yums does advent calendars?!
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hell yeah
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
@midnightnass.bsky.social - alt text is the place to drop a quick one liner to describe what’s going on and give your art a 1-2 punch
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Amazing, I didn’t know I needed that until I saw it…
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It’s not a proper American breakfast without a cheese and bean burrito to go with it.
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I’m still reeling from mustard with eggs, not to mention favorite spelled with a “u”… 🇺🇸
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM