Tired Dad
@reallytireddad.bsky.social
A tramp once told me I was handsome.
Walliams? Finally?
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Walliams? Finally?
Spaced was better than The Office and anyone who disagrees can meet me in the carpark of The Tudor Rose in Dunston for a proper go.
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Spaced was better than The Office and anyone who disagrees can meet me in the carpark of The Tudor Rose in Dunston for a proper go.
I am on a train. A bald-headed man with a beard wearing an overcoat is swigging from a can which I swear is labelled Brewdog Honey Jizz.
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I am on a train. A bald-headed man with a beard wearing an overcoat is swigging from a can which I swear is labelled Brewdog Honey Jizz.
Heard someone say that he's "just come back from Londinium." Cock.
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Heard someone say that he's "just come back from Londinium." Cock.
There have been Christmas songs playing in the office since 08.30. I lost the will to live at 11.00. I am now praying for an early death.
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
There have been Christmas songs playing in the office since 08.30. I lost the will to live at 11.00. I am now praying for an early death.
I am in a Wetherspoons against my will. A radge lass has just accused me of looking at her food. Her food.
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I am in a Wetherspoons against my will. A radge lass has just accused me of looking at her food. Her food.
Random inlay: Mountains of Ket/Incentive Software Ltd (1983) https://spectrumcomputing.co.uk/entry/6711/ #zxspectrum #retrogaming
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
In a county town pub and some wife is talking to her bestie about her son Harrison and how she's "going with the flow" with him not sleeping in his own bed. Good God.
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In a county town pub and some wife is talking to her bestie about her son Harrison and how she's "going with the flow" with him not sleeping in his own bed. Good God.
"Do you mind if I close this window - I'm fucking freezing." I say, twice a day, every day when I get on the bus with some vape twat sat honking on his paedo pipe. It's fucking October you cunts.
October 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Do you mind if I close this window - I'm fucking freezing." I say, twice a day, every day when I get on the bus with some vape twat sat honking on his paedo pipe. It's fucking October you cunts.
Odd dream in which I had dinner with Pierce Brosnan, slept in his box-room afterward and pissed the bed. He was very gentlemanly about it but clearly annoyed.
October 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Odd dream in which I had dinner with Pierce Brosnan, slept in his box-room afterward and pissed the bed. He was very gentlemanly about it but clearly annoyed.
Armani is out of fashion.
September 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Armani is out of fashion.
Bunch of nepos in this pub and one said to the others "Someone tried to explain 'renting' to me and I just don't get it yeah."
August 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Bunch of nepos in this pub and one said to the others "Someone tried to explain 'renting' to me and I just don't get it yeah."
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Email is the best form of communication we ever invented. Instant, yet no instant reply is expected. Works universally outside of any app or ecosystem. The gold standard
August 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Email is the best form of communication we ever invented. Instant, yet no instant reply is expected. Works universally outside of any app or ecosystem. The gold standard
Are those two lads from Get Stuffed still knocking-about? Could be some work going
July 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Are those two lads from Get Stuffed still knocking-about? Could be some work going
Also just seen a middle-aged man wearing a Rick & Morty t-shirt. Fair play to him; I wouldn't have the fucking nerve.
July 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Also just seen a middle-aged man wearing a Rick & Morty t-shirt. Fair play to him; I wouldn't have the fucking nerve.
Just heard a couple of the young people describe a recent social event as "a total catastroff". This country.
July 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Just heard a couple of the young people describe a recent social event as "a total catastroff". This country.
Just tried to explain who Beth Gibbons is to my sister but was thinking too hard about the facilties at Glastonbury and mentioned a fictional band named Portaloo.
June 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just tried to explain who Beth Gibbons is to my sister but was thinking too hard about the facilties at Glastonbury and mentioned a fictional band named Portaloo.
My prostate seems to be improving as I've just had a piss that could've jet-washed a patio.
June 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My prostate seems to be improving as I've just had a piss that could've jet-washed a patio.
Next-door neighbours are having a very pass/agg marital argument in their back garden and it is a TREAT.
June 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Next-door neighbours are having a very pass/agg marital argument in their back garden and it is a TREAT.
I can't move because the cat is asleep on my feet and it isn't my cat and it's not my home and I am in hell.
June 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I can't move because the cat is asleep on my feet and it isn't my cat and it's not my home and I am in hell.
Whilst my peculiar form of brain-damage not only gifts me with epilepsy but also causes some memory issues. Can't tell you what I had for dinner last night but just remembered that Roger Murtaugh's car in the original Lethal Weapon was named 3 W(illiam) 56. I mean, come ON.
June 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Whilst my peculiar form of brain-damage not only gifts me with epilepsy but also causes some memory issues. Can't tell you what I had for dinner last night but just remembered that Roger Murtaugh's car in the original Lethal Weapon was named 3 W(illiam) 56. I mean, come ON.
Having recently moved to a medium-size northern market town that seems to be trapped in a 1970s time loop I have now - as what I suspect to be a direct result - been diagnosed with fucking SHINGLES because that is apparently still a thing here.
June 6, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Having recently moved to a medium-size northern market town that seems to be trapped in a 1970s time loop I have now - as what I suspect to be a direct result - been diagnosed with fucking SHINGLES because that is apparently still a thing here.
My bank have kindly offered to reduce my overdraft limit so I can "take more control of my finances". I have politely declined.
May 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My bank have kindly offered to reduce my overdraft limit so I can "take more control of my finances". I have politely declined.
The Wikipedia entry for Andrew Lawrence is quite good.
May 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The Wikipedia entry for Andrew Lawrence is quite good.