The Milkman
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You have to be realistic about these kinds of things
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The Milkman
@realmilkman.bsky.social
· Mar 5
Why Dadish is the greatest game ever created, a thread:
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Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard
January 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard
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Honestly think I’d be unstoppable with adderall.
January 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Honestly think I’d be unstoppable with adderall.
Can’t wait for it to stop raining so the birds come back out
January 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Can’t wait for it to stop raining so the birds come back out
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I’m a confused republican who supports Trump’s invasion but at the same time believes we need to deport Nicolas Maduro back to Venezuela where he belongs. #DeportMaduro
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 AM
I’m a confused republican who supports Trump’s invasion but at the same time believes we need to deport Nicolas Maduro back to Venezuela where he belongs. #DeportMaduro
Thinking about how badly I wanted Floam as a kid, now I can eat it whenever I want and I hardly have the desire
December 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Thinking about how badly I wanted Floam as a kid, now I can eat it whenever I want and I hardly have the desire
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Pretty sweet bird
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Pretty sweet bird
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I think Tarantino is in the Epstein files
December 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I think Tarantino is in the Epstein files
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Can’t think of a worse blunt rotation than Elon Musk, Burger King Crown Guy, Moo Deng, and the Unc Detector
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Can’t think of a worse blunt rotation than Elon Musk, Burger King Crown Guy, Moo Deng, and the Unc Detector
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my favorite thing about Spotify wrapped is that I get older but they stay the same listening age
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
my favorite thing about Spotify wrapped is that I get older but they stay the same listening age
Asked for a bottle of bubbly at the club and they gave me fucking champagne. How the fuck am I supposed to blow bubbles with this.
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Asked for a bottle of bubbly at the club and they gave me fucking champagne. How the fuck am I supposed to blow bubbles with this.
Thrilled to announce I will be wearing blue light glasses during work for the foreseeable future. Would like to thank my friends and family that have supported me throughout the decision process. Excited to get started and see where we can take this thing!
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Thrilled to announce I will be wearing blue light glasses during work for the foreseeable future. Would like to thank my friends and family that have supported me throughout the decision process. Excited to get started and see where we can take this thing!
Are white men allowed to yearn in 2025? Or has wokism taken that from us as well?
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Are white men allowed to yearn in 2025? Or has wokism taken that from us as well?
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A colon does feel like an uppercase semicolon. The powers that be got that one right when designing the keyboard.
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
A colon does feel like an uppercase semicolon. The powers that be got that one right when designing the keyboard.
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25 is too old for blackout Wednesday.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
25 is too old for blackout Wednesday.
I feel like we don’t acknowledge often enough how cool puffer fish are. Imagine you got a little adrenaline rush and your bones shot through your skin as you inflated to the size of a car
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I feel like we don’t acknowledge often enough how cool puffer fish are. Imagine you got a little adrenaline rush and your bones shot through your skin as you inflated to the size of a car
Woke up this morning and did my dance practice just to realize the dance already happened 😔
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Woke up this morning and did my dance practice just to realize the dance already happened 😔
Honestly the fact that Vidhath is requiring us to show up at the temple an hour before he does is respectable but at the same time super fucking annoying
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Honestly the fact that Vidhath is requiring us to show up at the temple an hour before he does is respectable but at the same time super fucking annoying
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Me, a veterinarian and coincidentally very speciesist, to the parents of the duckling that was caught in a forest fire: “Your goose is cooked.”
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Me, a veterinarian and coincidentally very speciesist, to the parents of the duckling that was caught in a forest fire: “Your goose is cooked.”
If my messages aren’t instantly either reacted to or replied to in a group chat it takes all the willpower I have not to put forks through my eyeballs
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If my messages aren’t instantly either reacted to or replied to in a group chat it takes all the willpower I have not to put forks through my eyeballs
The broke clock being right twice a day implies that the fixed clock is wrong twice a day
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The broke clock being right twice a day implies that the fixed clock is wrong twice a day