Today was one of those days we forget when romanticizing “they’re only young once” because fuck fuck this shit!

I tried to call in sick today but I’m a SAHM 🤷🏼‍♀️🥴

Being a SAHM isn’t so bad! It’s Friday and I just put on real pants with a zipper and buttons for the first time this week!

Moms moment of self care today brought to you by my son’s alligator blanket, chocolate covered almonds and @yellowjackets96.bsky.social

Friend: are you ok?
Me: (chronically sleep deprived, in the throws of postpartum, anxious af, on the verge of a panic attack or full mental breakdown at any moment)
Also Me: oh yeah just tired

I’m so tired I just shook my bar of deodorant 🙃

Reasons I feel like super mom: today I breastfed my baby and put him down for a nap all while hosting an online meeting with my boss her peers and their boss while also watching my toddler eat and keeping both quite during the hour long meeting! My husband could never 😂

Thank god for my massage therapist a fellow mom who also GETS IT! She said “I will not talk to you at all. For any reason. AT ALL!”

My biggest mom flex is learning about my emotions so they can be more in touch with theirs! They only get one mom and I’m just doing my best

Just doing my best and certainly not an expert parent yet but joining a gym with child care feels like the biggest mom hack and probably my most important discovery as a full time work from home mom of two under two!

Things my ADHD brain says to motive me

Me: excited for bedtime so I can have a break from my kids
Also me: watching the cameras continuously because I miss their little faces

Name something that’s not an Olympic sport but should be
I’ll go first: putting socks, shoes and a jacket on my toddler

Being a mom of two under two means dealing with everyone else’s shit before I’m able to brush my teeth let alone have coffee

How do we distinguish between garden 🍃💨 and garden 🌿🌸🌹 here?!

Absolutely love spending time with my kids but like when are you going to bed?!