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Do not teach me. I do not want to learn.
Hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah
December 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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Friday’s Injury Report

#PITvsPHI
December 13, 2024 at 11:31 PM
It’s getting to the point where conventionally attractive white men with great eyebrows can’t go anywhere without being accused of murder
December 9, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I believe you’ll find that the bullets were merely a symptom of his previous choices; therefore,
December 4, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Eagles are allergic to scoring on the opening drive
December 1, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Why are so many NFL commentators this year saying “red area” instead of “red zone”? I swear it just started recently
December 1, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Pulling up to Thanksgiving knowing I’m the one that’s gonna ruin dinner this year
November 28, 2024 at 6:56 PM
This Thanksgiving, remember that respect is earned by the one that yells the loudest
November 28, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Truer words…
i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison
November 27, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison
November 27, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Dammit!!!
November 27, 2024 at 1:56 AM
No, don’t change the messaging. Things are going great.
November 27, 2024 at 1:51 AM
1. Don’t fuck the turkey
2. Don’t fuck the turkey
3. Do not fuck the turkey
4. Don’t fuck the turkey
November 27, 2024 at 1:49 AM
The guy that created Godzilla said it’s actually pronounced “Jodzilla”
November 26, 2024 at 9:58 PM
The problem with Gen Z is they never got down with the sickness
November 26, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Never show me a brining turkey. NOT INTERESTED
November 26, 2024 at 8:55 PM
About me: I fucked my brain up by watching 40 Godzilla movies in a row
November 26, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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If you see this, repost an anime you love
November 25, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Cross posting from Mastodon until my account gets banned for inciting political violence and also bad movie takes
November 26, 2024 at 6:14 PM
At the park with some kids, teaching them how to hurt themselves on the swings
November 26, 2024 at 6:13 PM
They want me to like 10 posts. Do I look like a chump to you?
November 26, 2024 at 6:11 PM
wandering into the woods with no shoes on, getting bit by a big ass spider. Call that going hobbit-mode
November 26, 2024 at 6:11 PM
#FollowFriday Real Thomas Online
November 26, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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Waiting all day for Sunday night…
November 24, 2024 at 7:43 PM