Whataburger
@realwhataburger.bsky.social
California's best fast-food burger
Account managed by unpaid intern Geoff
Account managed by unpaid intern Geoff
We refuse to do this if it would make any of you happy
I'm just a girl asking @realwhataburger.bsky.social to bring back the chicken sandwich that had the slaw. Cause that thing was GOOD.
July 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
We refuse to do this if it would make any of you happy
Our plan is working
@realwhataburger.bsky.social
Your new app set up is TERRIBLE, has a terrible layout, freezes constantly & sent my order in multiple times, as well as charging me multiple times.
Now I have to eat 2 of the same meals while being charged $22
Why must you change things that are working just fine
Your new app set up is TERRIBLE, has a terrible layout, freezes constantly & sent my order in multiple times, as well as charging me multiple times.
Now I have to eat 2 of the same meals while being charged $22
Why must you change things that are working just fine
June 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Our plan is working
Unlike those "alt" "accounts" we are the "real" "whataburger"
June 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Unlike those "alt" "accounts" we are the "real" "whataburger"
At Whataburger, we don't need a blue check for y'all to know we're authentic. Our hatred for our customers is proof enough.
April 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
At Whataburger, we don't need a blue check for y'all to know we're authentic. Our hatred for our customers is proof enough.
New corporate policy is to fulfill orders for banned customers, but your burger patties will be made of ground up roach legs. So if you think you're getting away with something, you're not.
April 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
New corporate policy is to fulfill orders for banned customers, but your burger patties will be made of ground up roach legs. So if you think you're getting away with something, you're not.
I can assure you we are not fast
It's still the best fast-food option, but it feels like fast-food now
March 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I can assure you we are not fast
It's a great time to get some lunch at Whataburger for everyone except @itsmesleeves.bsky.social
March 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It's a great time to get some lunch at Whataburger for everyone except @itsmesleeves.bsky.social
Introducing Funfetti Milkshakes, now at Whataburger, for the person in your life who wants everyday to taste like birthday.
March 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Introducing Funfetti Milkshakes, now at Whataburger, for the person in your life who wants everyday to taste like birthday.
We didn't even spit on these
March 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
We didn't even spit on these
The Chophouse Cheddar Burger is now back on the menu!*
*but only for the next hour while @xanderpussrex.bsky.social is too busy to get one
*but only for the next hour while @xanderpussrex.bsky.social is too busy to get one
March 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Chophouse Cheddar Burger is now back on the menu!*
*but only for the next hour while @xanderpussrex.bsky.social is too busy to get one
*but only for the next hour while @xanderpussrex.bsky.social is too busy to get one
Luigi Mangione gets free whataburger for life
Snitchass Mcdonalds employees pay double
Snitchass Mcdonalds employees pay double
March 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Luigi Mangione gets free whataburger for life
Snitchass Mcdonalds employees pay double
Snitchass Mcdonalds employees pay double
This st paddy's day, we would like to remind our franchisees about our official corporate policy
March 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This st paddy's day, we would like to remind our franchisees about our official corporate policy
World famous youtuber sleeves is now banned from every whataburger in the USA
March 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
World famous youtuber sleeves is now banned from every whataburger in the USA
What's your favorite specialty burger from whataburger? We need to know what not to bring back.
March 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
What's your favorite specialty burger from whataburger? We need to know what not to bring back.
Try our new sentient hamburger. It actually screams in pain as you eat it until it goes into shock. Animal style!
a hamburger with a smiley face on it is on a blue background
Alt: This little guy is named Pete
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March 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Try our new sentient hamburger. It actually screams in pain as you eat it until it goes into shock. Animal style!
Hide yo wife Hide yo Burgers, because the Whataburglar is here!
March 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Hide yo wife Hide yo Burgers, because the Whataburglar is here!
Eat me animal style
March 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Eat me animal style
Get your Whataburger animal style
March 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Get your Whataburger animal style
Come and eat your favorite fast food hamburger! Get them animal style!
March 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Come and eat your favorite fast food hamburger! Get them animal style!