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TONIGHT WE LIGHT THE FIRST CANDLE IN DEFIANCE!
Because WE know the meaning of the holiday
You tried you ruin Hanukkah for us, but you only highlighted its true meaning to the world
Because WE know the meaning of the holiday
You’ve absolutely hurt us, but we will cope with a candle
Because WE know the meaning of the holiday
You tried you ruin Hanukkah for us, but you only highlighted its true meaning to the world
Because WE know the meaning of the holiday
You’ve absolutely hurt us, but we will cope with a candle
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
TONIGHT WE LIGHT THE FIRST CANDLE IN DEFIANCE!
Because WE know the meaning of the holiday
You tried you ruin Hanukkah for us, but you only highlighted its true meaning to the world
Because WE know the meaning of the holiday
You’ve absolutely hurt us, but we will cope with a candle
Because WE know the meaning of the holiday
You tried you ruin Hanukkah for us, but you only highlighted its true meaning to the world
Because WE know the meaning of the holiday
You’ve absolutely hurt us, but we will cope with a candle
If anyone is looking for a reason to convert to Judaism….
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If anyone is looking for a reason to convert to Judaism….
If we’re composing about calls to worship now I’d personally like to ask the Lutheran church down the street to stop blasting Amazing Grace on the electronic bells every damned morning when I’m trying to sleep
There are hundreds of issues facing us in this world - praying isn’t one of them
There are hundreds of issues facing us in this world - praying isn’t one of them
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If we’re composing about calls to worship now I’d personally like to ask the Lutheran church down the street to stop blasting Amazing Grace on the electronic bells every damned morning when I’m trying to sleep
There are hundreds of issues facing us in this world - praying isn’t one of them
There are hundreds of issues facing us in this world - praying isn’t one of them
What an odd thing to boast about?
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What an odd thing to boast about?
Worst Kol Nidre EVER!
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Worst Kol Nidre EVER!
I’m watching this press conference thinking “Who among us doesn’t remember Obama standing before the cameras announcing that we’d killed Bin Ladin before going on to trash the Bush administration for not getting him sooner?”
December 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’m watching this press conference thinking “Who among us doesn’t remember Obama standing before the cameras announcing that we’d killed Bin Ladin before going on to trash the Bush administration for not getting him sooner?”
Have to confess I am somewhat amused by hearing members of congress (both sides) screaming about “for profit” health insurance given that the for profit insurance industry was created in 1973 by Congress
Provide a viable alternative (that can get enough votes to pass) - or STFU you kumquats
Provide a viable alternative (that can get enough votes to pass) - or STFU you kumquats
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Have to confess I am somewhat amused by hearing members of congress (both sides) screaming about “for profit” health insurance given that the for profit insurance industry was created in 1973 by Congress
Provide a viable alternative (that can get enough votes to pass) - or STFU you kumquats
Provide a viable alternative (that can get enough votes to pass) - or STFU you kumquats
I almost spit out my nan bread when I read this…..
November 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I almost spit out my nan bread when I read this…..
Chappy Challoween (to those who celebrate)
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Chappy Challoween (to those who celebrate)
Not saying I’m old but I did just pull a hamstring cutting an old flea collar off the dog
October 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Not saying I’m old but I did just pull a hamstring cutting an old flea collar off the dog
What could possibly go wrong?
October 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What could possibly go wrong?
Haven’t been on here much over the past few months because I mostly use social media to defend Israel….and frankly, that’s not all that popular on BlueSky
Returned today to discover someone has been taking screenshots of my posts on another platform and posting them here
Returned today to discover someone has been taking screenshots of my posts on another platform and posting them here
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Haven’t been on here much over the past few months because I mostly use social media to defend Israel….and frankly, that’s not all that popular on BlueSky
Returned today to discover someone has been taking screenshots of my posts on another platform and posting them here
Returned today to discover someone has been taking screenshots of my posts on another platform and posting them here
Fun Facts: Only about 18% of Chinese imports come from the US - biggest imports include pork, beef, and soybeans
China has already shifted their beef imports to Australia, soybeans to Canada, and pork to Spain and Germany.
Not costing the Chinese people an extra dime
China has already shifted their beef imports to Australia, soybeans to Canada, and pork to Spain and Germany.
Not costing the Chinese people an extra dime
June 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Fun Facts: Only about 18% of Chinese imports come from the US - biggest imports include pork, beef, and soybeans
China has already shifted their beef imports to Australia, soybeans to Canada, and pork to Spain and Germany.
Not costing the Chinese people an extra dime
China has already shifted their beef imports to Australia, soybeans to Canada, and pork to Spain and Germany.
Not costing the Chinese people an extra dime
Chris Hayes saying antisemitism is a problem in this country is like Col. Sanders complaining that chickens are dying.
Buy a mirror, dude
Buy a mirror, dude
May 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Chris Hayes saying antisemitism is a problem in this country is like Col. Sanders complaining that chickens are dying.
Buy a mirror, dude
Buy a mirror, dude
ICE wants us to believe that this woman “stormed” a prison guarded by masked and heavily armed agents
Those poor men was have been terrified
Those poor men was have been terrified
May 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
ICE wants us to believe that this woman “stormed” a prison guarded by masked and heavily armed agents
Those poor men was have been terrified
Those poor men was have been terrified
In 1967 Israel relied on the promises of the UN that their peacekeeping forces would provide a buffer between us and our enemies.
Then Nassar told the UN to move out of the way so the Egyptian army could attack……and the UN moved out of the way so Egypt could (and did) attack
Then Nassar told the UN to move out of the way so the Egyptian army could attack……and the UN moved out of the way so Egypt could (and did) attack
May 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
In 1967 Israel relied on the promises of the UN that their peacekeeping forces would provide a buffer between us and our enemies.
Then Nassar told the UN to move out of the way so the Egyptian army could attack……and the UN moved out of the way so Egypt could (and did) attack
Then Nassar told the UN to move out of the way so the Egyptian army could attack……and the UN moved out of the way so Egypt could (and did) attack
Penguins are not going down without a fight
April 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Penguins are not going down without a fight
Tariffs on good produced by penguins, but not those produced by Russians
SOOOOOPER Genius
SOOOOOPER Genius
April 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Tariffs on good produced by penguins, but not those produced by Russians
SOOOOOPER Genius
SOOOOOPER Genius
Well someone hates the Yankees…..
April 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Well someone hates the Yankees…..
Hep C is now curable!
Apparently if you mix ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, raw milk, beef tallow and methylene blue…….
Just kidding - it was science and scientists that developed the cure
Apparently if you mix ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, raw milk, beef tallow and methylene blue…….
Just kidding - it was science and scientists that developed the cure
April 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Hep C is now curable!
Apparently if you mix ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, raw milk, beef tallow and methylene blue…….
Just kidding - it was science and scientists that developed the cure
Apparently if you mix ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, raw milk, beef tallow and methylene blue…….
Just kidding - it was science and scientists that developed the cure
College Republicans at the University of Wisconsin endorsed Brad Schimel for Wisconsin Supreme Court shortly after the president of their Wisconsin chapter received $1M from Elon Musk.
Nothing fishy about that…..
Nothing fishy about that…..
March 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
College Republicans at the University of Wisconsin endorsed Brad Schimel for Wisconsin Supreme Court shortly after the president of their Wisconsin chapter received $1M from Elon Musk.
Nothing fishy about that…..
Nothing fishy about that…..
“In a place where there are no men, strive to be a man.”
Hillel
“In a place where there are no assh0les, strive to be an assh0les.”
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Hillel
“In a place where there are no assh0les, strive to be an assh0les.”
Social Media
March 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“In a place where there are no men, strive to be a man.”
Hillel
“In a place where there are no assh0les, strive to be an assh0les.”
Social Media
Hillel
“In a place where there are no assh0les, strive to be an assh0les.”
Social Media
Unpopular Opinion: Matzah Brei is f’ing awful
Don’t @ me - I will die on this hill 😉
Don’t @ me - I will die on this hill 😉
March 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Unpopular Opinion: Matzah Brei is f’ing awful
Don’t @ me - I will die on this hill 😉
Don’t @ me - I will die on this hill 😉
He sold it to himself……
March 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
He sold it to himself……