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If anyone is looking for a reason to convert to Judaism….
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If anyone is looking for a reason to convert to Judaism….
If we’re composing about calls to worship now I’d personally like to ask the Lutheran church down the street to stop blasting Amazing Grace on the electronic bells every damned morning when I’m trying to sleep
There are hundreds of issues facing us in this world - praying isn’t one of them
There are hundreds of issues facing us in this world - praying isn’t one of them
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If we’re composing about calls to worship now I’d personally like to ask the Lutheran church down the street to stop blasting Amazing Grace on the electronic bells every damned morning when I’m trying to sleep
There are hundreds of issues facing us in this world - praying isn’t one of them
There are hundreds of issues facing us in this world - praying isn’t one of them
What an odd thing to boast about?
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What an odd thing to boast about?
Worst Kol Nidre EVER!
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Worst Kol Nidre EVER!
I almost spit out my nan bread when I read this…..
November 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I almost spit out my nan bread when I read this…..
Chappy Challoween (to those who celebrate)
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Chappy Challoween (to those who celebrate)
What could possibly go wrong?
October 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What could possibly go wrong?
ICE wants us to believe that this woman “stormed” a prison guarded by masked and heavily armed agents
Those poor men was have been terrified
Those poor men was have been terrified
May 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
ICE wants us to believe that this woman “stormed” a prison guarded by masked and heavily armed agents
Those poor men was have been terrified
Those poor men was have been terrified
Penguins are not going down without a fight
April 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Penguins are not going down without a fight
Well someone hates the Yankees…..
April 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Well someone hates the Yankees…..
He sold it to himself……
March 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
He sold it to himself……
Absolutely nothing here…..just keep walking. No peeking……
(People in the right are already defending this and a myriad of others like it - “not classified”)
(People in the right are already defending this and a myriad of others like it - “not classified”)
March 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Absolutely nothing here…..just keep walking. No peeking……
(People in the right are already defending this and a myriad of others like it - “not classified”)
(People in the right are already defending this and a myriad of others like it - “not classified”)
Well…..I suppose the same people think THIS image is real, too, so…..well played, Pallywood
March 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Well…..I suppose the same people think THIS image is real, too, so…..well played, Pallywood
Pallywood has stooped to a new low this morning…..
I mean….seriously? We’re supposed to believe that the dude on the right is a Palestinian mother?
I mean….seriously? We’re supposed to believe that the dude on the right is a Palestinian mother?
March 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Pallywood has stooped to a new low this morning…..
I mean….seriously? We’re supposed to believe that the dude on the right is a Palestinian mother?
I mean….seriously? We’re supposed to believe that the dude on the right is a Palestinian mother?
Our local Catholic hospital had to replace the crucifixes with paper copies of a crucifix because people kept ripping them off the wall and attacking the staff.
I saw no evidence of nurses sporting fresh paper cuts, so….it’s working?
I saw no evidence of nurses sporting fresh paper cuts, so….it’s working?
March 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Our local Catholic hospital had to replace the crucifixes with paper copies of a crucifix because people kept ripping them off the wall and attacking the staff.
I saw no evidence of nurses sporting fresh paper cuts, so….it’s working?
I saw no evidence of nurses sporting fresh paper cuts, so….it’s working?
Walgreens this morning. Egg prices ARE starting to really drop!
👆This is sarcasm - Zoom in on the image and do not go off on me
👆This is sarcasm - Zoom in on the image and do not go off on me
March 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Walgreens this morning. Egg prices ARE starting to really drop!
👆This is sarcasm - Zoom in on the image and do not go off on me
👆This is sarcasm - Zoom in on the image and do not go off on me
Upper left hand corner of the image……
March 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Upper left hand corner of the image……
Lingonberry filling is the new poppyseed when it comes to Hammentaschen
March 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Lingonberry filling is the new poppyseed when it comes to Hammentaschen
I make this for Pesach - I substitute the rice with quinoa and the camel with a small giraffe
What are some of your favorites?
What are some of your favorites?
March 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I make this for Pesach - I substitute the rice with quinoa and the camel with a small giraffe
What are some of your favorites?
What are some of your favorites?
For those who doubt I’m Jewish…..my fridge
March 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
For those who doubt I’m Jewish…..my fridge
Sigh…..and they always live long enough to reproduce
March 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sigh…..and they always live long enough to reproduce
Nutshell: The BBC acknowledges that the Gaza “documentary” (produced by Hamas, starring Hamas, directed by Hamas, cinematography by Hamas…..)is fatally flawed and will not be aired
February 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Nutshell: The BBC acknowledges that the Gaza “documentary” (produced by Hamas, starring Hamas, directed by Hamas, cinematography by Hamas…..)is fatally flawed and will not be aired
And you wonder why no one believes their numbers….
February 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
And you wonder why no one believes their numbers….
No thanks—I think I got this one
February 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
No thanks—I think I got this one
First of all…..yes, we can
Secondly - you misspelled “feet”
Secondly - you misspelled “feet”
February 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
First of all…..yes, we can
Secondly - you misspelled “feet”
Secondly - you misspelled “feet”