Adrian Worton
@redowl14.bsky.social
Ding Junhui's Barmy Army. He/him.
Got a new screenshot to post whenever someone puts something stupid on a local Facebook page
December 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Got a new screenshot to post whenever someone puts something stupid on a local Facebook page
I don't know any details about any of the bids, so no idea if this is the right call or not, but can I just say I approve of the idea (put forward by me, in this post) that Dunfermline-based Wednesday fans get free bus rides to matches 👍
Former professional poker player James Bord has been chosen as the preferred bidder to take over Sheffield Wednesday, BBC Sport can confirm. #swfc
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
James Bord: Ex-poker player chosen as Sheffield Wednesday preferred bidder
Former professional poker player James Bord is chosen as the preferred bidder for Sheffield Wednesday, BBC Sport can confirm.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I don't know any details about any of the bids, so no idea if this is the right call or not, but can I just say I approve of the idea (put forward by me, in this post) that Dunfermline-based Wednesday fans get free bus rides to matches 👍
A modern Christmas Day football truce where every player agrees to have at least 3kg of Christmas dinner the day before and a skinful
December 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
A modern Christmas Day football truce where every player agrees to have at least 3kg of Christmas dinner the day before and a skinful
In just over a year, A Matter of Loaf and Death will have come out closer to A Grand Day Out than the present day.
December 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
In just over a year, A Matter of Loaf and Death will have come out closer to A Grand Day Out than the present day.
Any time someone says "cool customer" they could have said "cool cucumber", and as such represents a huge missed opportunity.
December 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Any time someone says "cool customer" they could have said "cool cucumber", and as such represents a huge missed opportunity.
@snookerhq.com Hi David, do you know if it's possible to find the match schedule for the Scottish Open? I'm going on Fri aft and want to know which quarter finals I will be seeing
December 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
@snookerhq.com Hi David, do you know if it's possible to find the match schedule for the Scottish Open? I'm going on Fri aft and want to know which quarter finals I will be seeing
Take-away apps should let you leave a note for yourself on your previous orders (e.g. "jalfrezi too spicy")
Like, you don't want to leave a public comment when it's just your taste preferences, but it would be useful to know if you enjoyed a previous order or not
Like, you don't want to leave a public comment when it's just your taste preferences, but it would be useful to know if you enjoyed a previous order or not
December 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Take-away apps should let you leave a note for yourself on your previous orders (e.g. "jalfrezi too spicy")
Like, you don't want to leave a public comment when it's just your taste preferences, but it would be useful to know if you enjoyed a previous order or not
Like, you don't want to leave a public comment when it's just your taste preferences, but it would be useful to know if you enjoyed a previous order or not
For me, Christmas is just a stressful time (there's so much *stuff* you need to do/buy, that goes really against our values of a simple life), and early Christmas decorations just add to that stress.
Like how teachers hate seeing BACK TO SCHOOL sales in the shops before the holidays have even begun
Like how teachers hate seeing BACK TO SCHOOL sales in the shops before the holidays have even begun
Middle class people love to pretend to be appalled at Christmas decorations being either early or fun to look at, the ideal Christmas tree is put up at midnight on Christmas day and decorated only by a black cloak and an unlit matchstick
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
For me, Christmas is just a stressful time (there's so much *stuff* you need to do/buy, that goes really against our values of a simple life), and early Christmas decorations just add to that stress.
Like how teachers hate seeing BACK TO SCHOOL sales in the shops before the holidays have even begun
Like how teachers hate seeing BACK TO SCHOOL sales in the shops before the holidays have even begun
Can't bat, can't bowl, can't field?
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Can't bat, can't bowl, can't field?
Paraguay, Australia and Winner Play Off C, the whole world is with you
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Paraguay, Australia and Winner Play Off C, the whole world is with you
Wait, Scotland have drawn Cowdenbeath?
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Wait, Scotland have drawn Cowdenbeath?
Incredibly, for the second round in a row, Barry Hawkins has had the second-most hair of the four players playing in his session #snooker
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Incredibly, for the second round in a row, Barry Hawkins has had the second-most hair of the four players playing in his session #snooker
I didn't see the build-up to the #snooker, but I expect they were talking about how Mark Williams is as good as ever despite being over 50. Then the daft sod nearly throws away the first frame by mis-counting the score.
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I didn't see the build-up to the #snooker, but I expect they were talking about how Mark Williams is as good as ever despite being over 50. Then the daft sod nearly throws away the first frame by mis-counting the score.
I know this is late, but just caught up on last night's #snooker and what a win for my local player Donaldson. Hope he gets a great draw today.
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I know this is late, but just caught up on last night's #snooker and what a win for my local player Donaldson. Hope he gets a great draw today.
Guess the singer from my 3yo's review: "I like this song, because he has a cheeky voice"
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Guess the singer from my 3yo's review: "I like this song, because he has a cheeky voice"
Asda's appalling northern Grinch
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Asda's appalling northern Grinch
Incredible that Steve Smith has spent the day before captaining in the Ashes watching old episodes of Mastermind. I wonder what other cameos of Panesar's he watched to get material.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Incredible that Steve Smith has spent the day before captaining in the Ashes watching old episodes of Mastermind. I wonder what other cameos of Panesar's he watched to get material.
You know the thing they do at half time where a random fan has to score from halfway to win like a grand? Imagine the prize is a first World Cup in 28 years for your country
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
You know the thing they do at half time where a random fan has to score from halfway to win like a grand? Imagine the prize is a first World Cup in 28 years for your country
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November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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