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Red Scott
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Stand-Up comic. Co-host of Boars, Gore, & Swords and Failure to Adapt. Comedy, photography, audio, history, & american football
ITS GOLD ZONE TIME
February 7, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Finally, the Team USA Opening Ceremony Earflap Hat and Team USA Opening Ceremony Socks

$328.00 & $48.00 (for both socks) respectively
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
The Team USA Opening & Closing Ceremony Belt

100% leather, Double-prong brass buckle, Team USA embossed and decorative stitching in "Vintage Brown"

$198.00
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
The Team USA Opening **& Closing** Ceremony Boot

That's right, the boots and the upcoming belt are pulling double duty for both the opening **and** closing ceremonies. We're not dealing in fast fashion here. These are investment pieces.

Upper, lining, trim all 100% leather. Vibram outsole

$698.00
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
The Team USA Opening Ceremony Pant

Wool pleated high waisted trousers in Andover cream, polyester lining

The USA patch above the rear pocket is the only non-white element

$798.00
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
next up the Norwegian style Team USA Opening Ceremony Sweater

100% wool, type of wool not specified.

a steal at $698.00
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
First up, and most significantly, the Team USA Opening Ceremony Toggle Coat

Wool exterior, recycled polyester fill. Some nice detail on the jute rope and corozo toggles.

yours for $1,998.00
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
The USA Olympic Team Is clothed in Polo Ralph Lauren, and the entire outfit is made available for sale.

So, it's dressing one Olympian Michael, how much could it cost, $10?

let's check
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Gold Zone doesn't start for a few days more, but I'm watching quad box olympic curling and I couldn't be happier. we are so back
February 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
the Hudson’s covered almost completely in ice, you could parkour between New York and New Jersey
January 28, 2026 at 9:49 PM
so fucking stupid I love it
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
January 25, 2026 at 5:47 PM
sunday predicted snowfall for central park is 12-15”

From what I’ve read that doesn’t mean anything yet (still too far out), but for context the Empire State Building is only 18” high
January 22, 2026 at 6:05 PM
All right! We've got 2025 Oscar Best Picture Nominees. I've got a lot to watch but this year I'm excited about it!

Initial ranking based on what I've already seen:

1. One Battle After Another
2. Sinners
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3. F1
January 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
guys, a young Mr. Norrell and a non-speaking character from Stranger Things are robbing me
January 20, 2026 at 11:56 PM
currently watching The 39 Steps (1935), Hitchcock's breakout film in the states

It opens with a man doing a stage show as "Mr Memory", and all of the audience's "novelty" questions are standard wikipedia or google queries
January 18, 2026 at 5:54 PM
we’re committed now
January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
just sent this sext
January 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The promo picture looks full 123 Sesame Street, but the seller photo feels like something I could style with navy chinos and a dark red beanie into kind of a hip Sesame Workshop vibe
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
they offered me 20% off the raccoon sweater, I guess I gotta find and raise a child whom it fits
January 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
i don't want a kid but this 1950s hand knit raccoon sweater doesn't fit *me* so I don't see any other option
January 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
the pacific north west track suit
January 15, 2026 at 2:20 AM
scanning negatives is a pain in the ass but we’re getting somewhere
January 14, 2026 at 12:33 AM
this NPR writer describing why she finds gay sex hot exactly matches my inner monologue at 15 seeing lesbian sex for the first time
January 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
no Carl Reiner, no Bernie Mac, no Jerry Weintraub producing, inspired by a movie that wasn't good, sounds awful. I'll be there opening night 😞
December 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM