sorry i didn’t text back for four days its because i didn’t want to

Eraserhead is a Christmas movie cus they try to carve the bird when it clearly still needs another hour.

Treating myself to a bottle of Jack after Amazon dot com inexplicably decided to refund me £40 for an item I am happy with and made no attempt to return, thanks Jeff! 🥃😉

I have no idea what I'm doing

Who'd have thought the end of the world would be so fucking tedious