Alistair Smith
@redsunblues.bsky.social
The only thing stupider than this dumb as fuck mess is every fucking fucker who ever voted for this dumb as fuck mess. The dumb as fuck fuckers. And yes, swearing is big and clever ☺️
February 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
The only thing stupider than this dumb as fuck mess is every fucking fucker who ever voted for this dumb as fuck mess. The dumb as fuck fuckers. And yes, swearing is big and clever ☺️
Not all idiots are pedos but this pedo is a special kind of idiot. And pedo.
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Not all idiots are pedos but this pedo is a special kind of idiot. And pedo.
Such a statesman
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Such a statesman
Yes, he's stupid. But I suppose we should credit him for being stupid in new and innovative ways no other idiot would even consider. A pioneering, groundbreaking moron.
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Yes, he's stupid. But I suppose we should credit him for being stupid in new and innovative ways no other idiot would even consider. A pioneering, groundbreaking moron.
"Won't somebody think of the children" is a bold move from the world's most famous nonce.
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
"Won't somebody think of the children" is a bold move from the world's most famous nonce.
Yeah true, a young woman concerned about the future of our planet is definitely channelling the antichrist. Lucky we have a literal evil billionaire tied to a rapist paedophile president who is murdering his own people to point that out to us.
February 8, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Yeah true, a young woman concerned about the future of our planet is definitely channelling the antichrist. Lucky we have a literal evil billionaire tied to a rapist paedophile president who is murdering his own people to point that out to us.
If only there was some indication the first two times that he was a massive cunt
February 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
If only there was some indication the first two times that he was a massive cunt
I know these people are the stupidest humans to have ever existed but it still blows my mind that they look at that creepy rapist weirdo and think, "yeah he's a man of faith for sure". Dumb as fuck.
February 6, 2026 at 10:02 AM
I know these people are the stupidest humans to have ever existed but it still blows my mind that they look at that creepy rapist weirdo and think, "yeah he's a man of faith for sure". Dumb as fuck.
Or the nature of counting
February 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Or the nature of counting
RIP USA. Ending not with a bang, but with a load of weirdo nonces fawning pathetically over an even weirder and noncier nonce.
February 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
RIP USA. Ending not with a bang, but with a load of weirdo nonces fawning pathetically over an even weirder and noncier nonce.
If there's an annual award for the world's most pathetic man they just need to retire it and give to this whining mess for ever
February 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM
If there's an annual award for the world's most pathetic man they just need to retire it and give to this whining mess for ever
Donald Trump: a man so stupid he thinks he's in a strong position to talk about other people's skin looking weird.
January 31, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Donald Trump: a man so stupid he thinks he's in a strong position to talk about other people's skin looking weird.
Gross. My brother-in-law's mate, Duncan, invented the concept of 'raw sausage', to describe certain people. It's not an easy concept to explain as it doesn't mean people who LOOK like raw sausage, but people who look like THE SMELL of raw sausage. Barron Trump is raw sausage. See also: Elon Musk.
January 30, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Gross. My brother-in-law's mate, Duncan, invented the concept of 'raw sausage', to describe certain people. It's not an easy concept to explain as it doesn't mean people who LOOK like raw sausage, but people who look like THE SMELL of raw sausage. Barron Trump is raw sausage. See also: Elon Musk.
Mindbendingly stupid
January 29, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Mindbendingly stupid
Republicans really are the most deplorable cunts, aren' they?
January 25, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Republicans really are the most deplorable cunts, aren' they?
Reposted by Alistair Smith
I just called the FBI hotline for terrorism tips and reported the United States government murdering people in Minneapolis.
Every, single American should do this.
1 (866) 347-2423
Every, single American should do this.
1 (866) 347-2423
January 24, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I just called the FBI hotline for terrorism tips and reported the United States government murdering people in Minneapolis.
Every, single American should do this.
1 (866) 347-2423
Every, single American should do this.
1 (866) 347-2423
"Respected like never before."
OK mate
OK mate
January 20, 2026 at 8:21 AM
"Respected like never before."
OK mate
OK mate
Your country is so fucked. And so are all of ours. Every MAGA fuckwit who enabled this deserves nothing but contempt and scorn. Pricks.
January 18, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Your country is so fucked. And so are all of ours. Every MAGA fuckwit who enabled this deserves nothing but contempt and scorn. Pricks.
The utter shamelessness of these dickholes is breathtaking
January 16, 2026 at 4:18 PM
The utter shamelessness of these dickholes is breathtaking
To think that this gibbering moron is the untouchable leader of a cult of tens of millions of the thickest cunts imaginable. Lads, your country is beyond fucked.
January 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
To think that this gibbering moron is the untouchable leader of a cult of tens of millions of the thickest cunts imaginable. Lads, your country is beyond fucked.
Dear American friends. That rapey mess is in charge of your country. I'm sorry.
January 13, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Dear American friends. That rapey mess is in charge of your country. I'm sorry.
Fucking terrifying
January 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Fucking terrifying