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Sharpe's Seagull
@redtim.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighbourhood seagull enthusiast.

Author of a poor design.

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redtim.bsky.social
Gotta be a pyramid.
A screenshot from the BBC News website. The picture shows an aerial view of a coastal promontory. The headline reads: "Archaeologists make 'extraordinary discovery' in Orkney but won't say what it is"
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
redtim.bsky.social
#TheCastingOfFrankStone
A screenshot from the video game The Casting of Frank Stone, a group of teenagers are standing in a dark brick tunnel, lit by torchlight. Yellow graffiti sprayed onto the wall reads "LAST CHANCE TO TURN BACK!" A screenshot/meme from Garth Merenghi. An angry looking man is being interviewed, the caption reads "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards"
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
redtim.bsky.social
Cosy and reunited.
Close selfie of a me, a man wearing a very comfy black beanie, glasses and a grey hoodie zipped up to just under my nose
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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#IYKYK
A military portrait of Lt Gen Paul van Riper. A heavily decorated US Marine Corp. officer in dress uniform, with the caption "Bring it." floating in front of his face. Google "Millennium Challenge 2002"
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
redtim.bsky.social
For example, I have (in my understanding) just crashed out on the sofa for 3 hours, but that would mean something very different to my kids than it does to me, quite the opposite, and I'm not having it.
The classic Michael Jordan meme. A tight head shot of Michael Jordan in black and white with a small Jordans logo superimposed at the bottom of the picture. A caption across the middle reads "Fuck them kids".
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
redtim.bsky.social
As a fan of games where you drive around weird and moody places at night, I'm fucking loving Pacific Drive, a game for those of us who have always wondered "What if Mad Max was set in the exclusion zone in Annihilation?".
A screenshot from the game Pacific Drive. It is a first person view from inside a shipping container, the container has various crates and pallets inside. It is dark except for an intense beam of yellow light shining in from a car headlight.
October 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
redtim.bsky.social
Or alternatively, have you considered the possibility that MTA are... lying?
For those reluctant to question West Midlands Police's original assessment that the fixture was "high-risk", this development may well come as a major relief. But others will see it as highly regrettable, and embarrassing to the UK, that Maccabi Tel Aviv do not feel it is safe enough for their fans to attend the match, and that it sets a worrying precedent.
October 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
redtim.bsky.social
Like this, for example:

"They added it was "completely unacceptable" that the match has been "weaponised to stoke violence and fear by those who seek to divide us"."

By who? Please provide one example. Who are "those who seek to divide us" by weaponising the match? West Midlands Police? Villa?
A government spokesperson said: "We are deeply saddened Maccabi Tel Aviv have turned down their away fan allocation but we respect their right to do so." They added it was "completely unacceptable" that the match has been "weaponised to stoke violence and fear by those who seek to divide us".
October 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
redtim.bsky.social
Ladies Like Grinding Treads

#IYKYK
October 17, 2025 at 7:07 AM
redtim.bsky.social
You've gone too far this time, Kier!!!
A picture of PM Kier Starmer, an extremely average white man in a suit, with the caption "IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO DIP YOUR BICCIE IN A BREW". An inset picture shows a mug with a biscuit being dipped in it.
October 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
redtim.bsky.social
THAT'S RIGHT!! TONTY BLAIR *IS* BEHIND THIS!!
A report from Sir Tony Blair's think tank, The Tony Blair Institute (TBI), published this week, also suggests there is growing public support for a “super-digital identity card" which would allow people to access public services and report problems in their local area.
September 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
redtim.bsky.social
Ahhh, hell yeah.
A screenshot of an Steam email receipt for the games Thief Gold, Thief 2 and Thief: Deadly Shadows. All are priced at 83p each.
September 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
redtim.bsky.social
HE ISN'T REFERENCING ANYTHING!!! YOU KNOW THIS! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE THIS LYING SCUM ANY CREDENCE!
He hits out at the mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, who he calls a "terrible mayor". He says "they want to go to Sharia law", referencing Islam's legal system. "You are in a different country, you can't do that", Trump says. For context, Khan has not announced any plans to bring London under Sharia Law. It is unclear what Trump is referencing.
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
redtim.bsky.social
Trump freeballing his speech to the UN? Fuck me, this should be interesting.
Trump jokes about broken teleprompter Trump begins his remarks by telling the chamber that the teleprompter isn't working. He says he doesn't mind, adding that this way "you speak more from the heart". "Whoever is operating this teleprompter is in big trouble", he says. Sweeping his eyes across the packed hall, Trump starts his speech.
September 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
redtim.bsky.social
I mean, look at that thing! You could store a spare Malteaser in there for snack time.
A black and white photograph of actor Kirk Douglas and his incredible chin dimple.
September 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
redtim.bsky.social
*sigh*

Modern life is a mistake.
A close-up shot of a semi-opened milk bottle. The plastic/foil seal has ripped and delaminated during opening, leaving scraps of material across the top of the bottle and around the rim in that way that you know won't come off.
September 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
redtim.bsky.social
Haters gon hate, real heads know what's up
The album cover for Limp Bizkit's seminal first album 'Three Dollar Bill, Y'all' A roughly sketched pencil drawing of a figure stands on a red background. The band and album name are written next to him in a hand written/graffiti-esque style.
September 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
redtim.bsky.social
Honestly, same.
A screenshot from the game Death Stranding. The character Deadman looks off to the side, a caption reads "I'm a soulless meat puppet. No 'Ka'. A dead man.
September 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
redtim.bsky.social
I mean, it is a *different* thing to just have... there... in your town.
A nighttime street scene in Blackpool town centre. Blackpool tower looms over everything, lit up in red lights, cos it's the illuminations, innit?
August 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
redtim.bsky.social
This you, @heresy.bsky.social?
A screenshot of the game Death Stranding. The protagonist stands in front of a user-created choral bridge. The username is "LIFT WEIGHTS & READ MARX"
August 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
redtim.bsky.social
Sam Porter Bridges likes this 👍🏻
A screenshot from the ambling simulator Death Stranding showing a close-up of the protagonist's backpack where blood type patches have hilariously been arranged to spell "BOOB"
August 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
redtim.bsky.social
Anti-immigrant protests be getting #numbers

Not sure they've thought out the mixed messages between Send Them Home and Better Together tbh
A couple of knobheads holding a St George's cross flag with the words "Send Them Home" across the middle and another holding a Union flag with "Better Together"
August 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
redtim.bsky.social
This is art.
Another angle of the man with the enormous sniper rifle. This time a row of Stretch Armstrongs has been shot and the blasted remains are flying across the screen.
July 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
redtim.bsky.social
I love the internet.
A man sits at a table with an enormous 20mm sniper rifle, with the barrel pressed up against a Stretch Armstrong toy.
July 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
redtim.bsky.social
Fixed it.
A screenshot of a Republican candidate for California posting a picture of Auschwitz with the caption "My 0% Unemployment Plan", only I have posted this upside down, an act with no connotations whatsoever.
July 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM