Brandon Veale
@redveale.bsky.social
Sports Editor of the Duluth News Tribune, but this account still full of sports takes, song parodies and puns. Still striving to be a better Christian, human and friend.
I’m going to get chopped by 50 points in my guillotine league this week thanks to Amon-Ra’s first-quarter injury and this putrid performance by Lamar Jackson.
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’m going to get chopped by 50 points in my guillotine league this week thanks to Amon-Ra’s first-quarter injury and this putrid performance by Lamar Jackson.
Now I’m wondering what I would pay for an R rated director’s cut version of the Muppet Christmas Carol. You know Gonzo had always wanted to work blue.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Now I’m wondering what I would pay for an R rated director’s cut version of the Muppet Christmas Carol. You know Gonzo had always wanted to work blue.
Reposted by Brandon Veale
They didn’t give the man a turkey leg and he never forgot.
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They didn’t give the man a turkey leg and he never forgot.
Happy Toyotathon everyone!
a man wearing an american flag scarf and a wig stands in front of a stadium
ALT: a man wearing an american flag scarf and a wig stands in front of a stadium
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Happy Toyotathon everyone!
After the most predictable first-down run in NFL history: OK, maybe not.
It does kind of feeling like Uber-Conservative LaFleur might have been a 12-week work for this game.
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
After the most predictable first-down run in NFL history: OK, maybe not.
Has there been a pass rusher that’s delivered this many “Oh, shit!” hits since Lawrence Taylor?
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Has there been a pass rusher that’s delivered this many “Oh, shit!” hits since Lawrence Taylor?
Cripe, did Decker even have time to yell “Look out!” before Parsons initiated that car crash?
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Cripe, did Decker even have time to yell “Look out!” before Parsons initiated that car crash?
I guess we can’t all be Dontayvion Wicks.
(Also that throw was behind him.)
(Also that throw was behind him.)
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I guess we can’t all be Dontayvion Wicks.
(Also that throw was behind him.)
(Also that throw was behind him.)
The Dontayvion Wicks Game, apparently?
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Dontayvion Wicks Game, apparently?
It does kind of feeling like Uber-Conservative LaFleur might have been a 12-week work for this game.
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It does kind of feeling like Uber-Conservative LaFleur might have been a 12-week work for this game.
I wonder if Jack White ever regrets coming up with that bass riff.
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I wonder if Jack White ever regrets coming up with that bass riff.
I’m glad they showed Valentine on that play because those six points are directly on him.
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I’m glad they showed Valentine on that play because those six points are directly on him.
The Lions throwback helmet design also doubles as a tinfoil hat.
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The Lions throwback helmet design also doubles as a tinfoil hat.
I didn’t realize the defense could get a 12 men penalty before the ball was snapped. Or maybe that’s just part of the Officials Conspiracy Against the Lions.
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I didn’t realize the defense could get a 12 men penalty before the ball was snapped. Or maybe that’s just part of the Officials Conspiracy Against the Lions.
Whoever doesn’t get Lane gonna have to pay $75 million to a D2 special teams coach. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
The agreement keeps Drinkwitz under contract through 2031 and would make him the sixth highest-paid college football coach in the country.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
Missouri, Eli Drinkwitz agree to contract extension through 2031
After being rumored as a candidate for other openings, Drinkwitz agreed to an extension that tacks two years onto his deal.
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Whoever doesn’t get Lane gonna have to pay $75 million to a D2 special teams coach. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Idea: When a guy jumps offsides like that, the flag should activate lights and sirens to make it even more obvious and shame the guy who jumped.
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Idea: When a guy jumps offsides like that, the flag should activate lights and sirens to make it even more obvious and shame the guy who jumped.
Hate to see that for St. Brown and not just because he’s on my guillotine and work FFL teams.
This game is shaping up to be a real slobberknocker.
This game is shaping up to be a real slobberknocker.
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hate to see that for St. Brown and not just because he’s on my guillotine and work FFL teams.
This game is shaping up to be a real slobberknocker.
This game is shaping up to be a real slobberknocker.
Though I see no more wrong in this than the dozens of local TV news crews who maintain kayfabe while interviewing Santa Claus, there is a certain irony to this interview with Elmo, who has become notorious for gatekeeping over whether or not Rocco is “real.” Through the looking glass stuff.
Once again, it’s weird that our media conducts interviews with Muppets as if they are autonomous individuals. Also, my lawn is something you should get off
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Though I see no more wrong in this than the dozens of local TV news crews who maintain kayfabe while interviewing Santa Claus, there is a certain irony to this interview with Elmo, who has become notorious for gatekeeping over whether or not Rocco is “real.” Through the looking glass stuff.
This is like "possessed by the Monstars" level crap from Lamar.
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This is like "possessed by the Monstars" level crap from Lamar.
A nation's aunts and uncles collectively ask, "Wait, are those tattoos on his face?"
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
A nation's aunts and uncles collectively ask, "Wait, are those tattoos on his face?"
Something something conspiracy against the Lions.
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Something something conspiracy against the Lions.
We can't all be Dontayvion Wicks, apparently.
(Also, that throw sucked and was behind Williams.)
(Also, that throw sucked and was behind Williams.)
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
We can't all be Dontayvion Wicks, apparently.
(Also, that throw sucked and was behind Williams.)
(Also, that throw sucked and was behind Williams.)