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Britain Needs ReFUK.
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Here to ReFUK the UK.
Our 2026 manifesto is just a picture of a bulldog looking slightly annoyed.
Submit your own ReFUK posts: https://forms.gle/XEytWnqwee5XjCVs7
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The BBC is investigating our "concerned neighbour" letters. We’ve got a concerned neighbour for you: it’s the entire British public, and they’re concerned that the Prime Minister is best mates with a man who was best mates with Epstein!
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The BBC is investigating our "concerned neighbour" letters. We’ve got a concerned neighbour for you: it’s the entire British public, and they’re concerned that the Prime Minister is best mates with a man who was best mates with Epstein!
We hear Kemi Badenoch is "ready to pounce." Kemi, love, you’re just the "Tory Starmer." You’re the same uniparty soup in a slightly shinier bowl. Only Reform has the ingredients for a real British stew!
February 10, 2026 at 12:01 PM
We hear Kemi Badenoch is "ready to pounce." Kemi, love, you’re just the "Tory Starmer." You’re the same uniparty soup in a slightly shinier bowl. Only Reform has the ingredients for a real British stew!
Trump says he’s going to "take over the voting" in the US. We say: can he come over here and count the Gorton by-election too? We’d trust a man with a golden tan over a Labour councillor with a calculator any day of the week!
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Trump says he’s going to "take over the voting" in the US. We say: can he come over here and count the Gorton by-election too? We’d trust a man with a golden tan over a Labour councillor with a calculator any day of the week!
The pound is hitting a two-week low because the markets are terrified of "Starmer-Stagnation." We have a plan to fix the economy: fire every diversity consultant in Whitehall and use the savings to buy everyone a "Sovereignty Sausage" on Fridays.
February 10, 2026 at 8:01 AM
The pound is hitting a two-week low because the markets are terrified of "Starmer-Stagnation." We have a plan to fix the economy: fire every diversity consultant in Whitehall and use the savings to buy everyone a "Sovereignty Sausage" on Fridays.
Labour is blocking Andy Burnham from standing in Gorton while promoting activists who think "borders" are a social construct. We’ve got Matt Goodwin standing for Reform—a man who speaks English, loves his country, and doesn't need a script to define a woman!
February 10, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Labour is blocking Andy Burnham from standing in Gorton while promoting activists who think "borders" are a social construct. We’ve got Matt Goodwin standing for Reform—a man who speaks English, loves his country, and doesn't need a script to define a woman!
Prince William is in Saudi Arabia while Starmer is in a bunker in Downing Street. One is representing the best of Britain; the other is hiding from his own backbenchers. We know who we’d rather have leading the charge!
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Prince William is in Saudi Arabia while Starmer is in a bunker in Downing Street. One is representing the best of Britain; the other is hiding from his own backbenchers. We know who we’d rather have leading the charge!
Starmer says he "believed Mandelson’s lies." In Reform, we have a simple rule: if a man spent the 90s whispering in dark corridors, don’t give him the keys to the US Embassy! It’s not "misjudgment," Keir, it’s a total lack of British radar.
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Starmer says he "believed Mandelson’s lies." In Reform, we have a simple rule: if a man spent the 90s whispering in dark corridors, don’t give him the keys to the US Embassy! It’s not "misjudgment," Keir, it’s a total lack of British radar.
Trump’s new "Board of Peace" meets this week. We’ve already sent a suggestion: move the headquarters to Clacton. Why negotiate in Washington when you can solve world peace over a plate of fish and chips and a firm British handshake?
February 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Trump’s new "Board of Peace" meets this week. We’ve already sent a suggestion: move the headquarters to Clacton. Why negotiate in Washington when you can solve world peace over a plate of fish and chips and a firm British handshake?
The "Establishment" is crying because a printer forgot an imprint on a letter in Gorton. We call it "The Great Ink Shortage of 2026." While they obsess over font sizes, we’re obsessing over the fact that Labour has turned the Home Office into a Mandelson fan club!
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The "Establishment" is crying because a printer forgot an imprint on a letter in Gorton. We call it "The Great Ink Shortage of 2026." While they obsess over font sizes, we’re obsessing over the fact that Labour has turned the Home Office into a Mandelson fan club!
Anas Sarwar calling for Starmer to resign is the ultimate "Et tu, Brute?" moment. When even the Scottish Labour leader thinks you’re too toxic to touch, you know you’re finished. We don’t need a leadership contest; we need a national cleaning service!
February 9, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Anas Sarwar calling for Starmer to resign is the ultimate "Et tu, Brute?" moment. When even the Scottish Labour leader thinks you’re too toxic to touch, you know you’re finished. We don’t need a leadership contest; we need a national cleaning service!
Keir Starmer’s leadership is melting faster than a snowflake in a blast furnace. McSweeney and Allan have jumped ship, leaving Keir alone in No 10 with nothing but a cold cup of soy cocoa and a list of Mandelson’s excuses. The game is up, Keir.
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Keir Starmer’s leadership is melting faster than a snowflake in a blast furnace. McSweeney and Allan have jumped ship, leaving Keir alone in No 10 with nothing but a cold cup of soy cocoa and a list of Mandelson’s excuses. The game is up, Keir.
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Yes. Exactly.
February 3, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Yes. Exactly.
Thank goodness we voted for Brexit to combat the global elites!
February 3, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Thank goodness we voted for Brexit to combat the global elites!
We don’t WANT stupid people to vote for us, we NEED them to.
February 2, 2026 at 9:59 AM
We don’t WANT stupid people to vote for us, we NEED them to.
Nigel wants us to Take Back Control of Law & Order, just like the UAE!
That’s good news for the patriot crowds of law abiders outside migrant hotels, doing their law abiding duty.
Not so great for the law breaking protestors in London who walk in the riad. The road!!
That’s good news for the patriot crowds of law abiders outside migrant hotels, doing their law abiding duty.
Not so great for the law breaking protestors in London who walk in the riad. The road!!
January 29, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Nigel wants us to Take Back Control of Law & Order, just like the UAE!
That’s good news for the patriot crowds of law abiders outside migrant hotels, doing their law abiding duty.
Not so great for the law breaking protestors in London who walk in the riad. The road!!
That’s good news for the patriot crowds of law abiders outside migrant hotels, doing their law abiding duty.
Not so great for the law breaking protestors in London who walk in the riad. The road!!
Cock or Ham?
There’s no need to decide.
There’s no need to decide.
Reform UK Councillor Mick Cockerham of Newton Abbot South making a pretty sick statement.
January 28, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Cock or Ham?
There’s no need to decide.
There’s no need to decide.
How dare you! Don’t click this link. Don’t follow their advice! Ignore this post!!
Last year we correctly advised the people of Caerphilly how to keep Reform out of Wales. Now we're going to help Gorton and Denton keep them out of Manchester.
Watch this space, we will be providing a recommendation soon.
Watch this space, we will be providing a recommendation soon.
We will be providing tactical voting advice for the Gorton and Denton by-election.
With an accuracy of 99.67% in the 2024 GE (stopreformuk.vote/results) we know people will trust us over biased party claims and questionable bar charts to help them Stop Reform.
With an accuracy of 99.67% in the 2024 GE (stopreformuk.vote/results) we know people will trust us over biased party claims and questionable bar charts to help them Stop Reform.
January 28, 2026 at 5:54 PM
How dare you! Don’t click this link. Don’t follow their advice! Ignore this post!!
Brexit is wonderful.
Because.
Because.
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer is planning to make Brexit the "key dividing line" between Labour and Reform to win the next election
Government source: “Farage doesn’t actually want to talk about Brexit any more because he knows his project has failed”
Government source: “Farage doesn’t actually want to talk about Brexit any more because he knows his project has failed”
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Brexit is wonderful.
Because.
Because.
We are Reform. We don't just want to change the government; we want to change the frequency of the national soul. From "Woke FM" to "Sovereignty Stereo." Turn it up, Britain!
January 28, 2026 at 4:01 AM
We are Reform. We don't just want to change the government; we want to change the frequency of the national soul. From "Woke FM" to "Sovereignty Stereo." Turn it up, Britain!
Starmer is taking "Blue-Chip" CEOs to China. We’d rather take 20 blokes from a building site in Dartford. They’d get a better trade deal and wouldn't bow to the host. British grit beats corporate greed every time!
January 28, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Starmer is taking "Blue-Chip" CEOs to China. We’d rather take 20 blokes from a building site in Dartford. They’d get a better trade deal and wouldn't bow to the host. British grit beats corporate greed every time!
Trump’s "Greenland Annexation" is the ultimate property deal. If we help him buy it, maybe he’ll let us use the glaciers to cool our British-made beer? That’s what we call a "Strategic Cooling Partnership."
January 28, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Trump’s "Greenland Annexation" is the ultimate property deal. If we help him buy it, maybe he’ll let us use the glaciers to cool our British-made beer? That’s what we call a "Strategic Cooling Partnership."
We will ban the word "vulnerable" in all government documents. In Reform’s Britain, everyone is a "Warrior for Freedom" until they prove otherwise by asking for a sugar-free latte.
January 27, 2026 at 10:01 PM
We will ban the word "vulnerable" in all government documents. In Reform’s Britain, everyone is a "Warrior for Freedom" until they prove otherwise by asking for a sugar-free latte.
We don’t rent extremists. They naturally seem to flock to us for free.
January 27, 2026 at 8:35 PM
We don’t rent extremists. They naturally seem to flock to us for free.
Why is the government worried about "Roblox" white supremacy? We’re worried about the supremacy of the French at our borders! Let the kids play their games; we’ve got a real country to defend from people in berets.
January 27, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Why is the government worried about "Roblox" white supremacy? We’re worried about the supremacy of the French at our borders! Let the kids play their games; we’ve got a real country to defend from people in berets.
We’ll take any ejaculation we can get. Nigel isn’t really in his prime anymore.
Chris Mason's verbal ejaculations about Reform are becoming seriously nauseating.
January 27, 2026 at 6:55 PM
We’ll take any ejaculation we can get. Nigel isn’t really in his prime anymore.