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Reid Goldsmith
@reidgoldsmith.bsky.social
Lawyer, former editor, renowned humorist, liar

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Do you think a Pluribus hive mind team of five schlubs could beat OKC Thunder’s starters (non-assimilated)?
December 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
8:45 pm local time and we haven't tipped off yet in Toronto
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
2026: planning on saying kemosabe more often
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The only teams in the East to win today were the Knicks, Nets, and Bucks, with Miami down a few possessions in Dallas in the fourth quarter. First, fifth, sixth, seventh, and tenth seeds all lost. (Third pending; Toronto, Boston, Philly didn't play.)
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
(Not directed at MPU) seriously, what is wrong with you
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The Celtics are all chuckers who Hack-a-Mitch in the first quarter of a December regular-season game. I hope the franchise folds forthwith.
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
All we asked of the streaming era was to have shows and movies available upon subscription and, between taking down properties and not uploading the correct episodes, they couldn’t even do that right.
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Mad Men’s “5G” episode is not the episode that HBO Max has it listed as. I’m watching for the first time, looked up the Wikipedia, and the events of the real 5G don’t occur in it or Babylon, the next episode.
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Reposted by Reid Goldsmith
I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Devin Williams made the Yankees change their racist facial-hair policy then left for the Mets after one season lol
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Chair Company finale made sense to me, but I guess I'm just built different
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Knicks shoot 5-for-7 from 3 in the first five minutes of the game. Deuce McBride alone is 4-for-5.
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Thanksgiving Zoey
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Happy turkey day to everyone!
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Litigating and going through discovery with literally Pablo Torre as a party. 4D chess move, let’s see how this turns out
Read the room.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Karl-Anthony Towns is currently being Space Jammed
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Weeknight Knicks road game where the second half won’t start until after 11 pm, what is this. Dallas is one time zone away, too.
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Yabu long 2 hell yeah man
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Two very strange decisions on the final Knicks possessions, especially the second one which came after a long review and team huddle
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Deuce McBride!!
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Josh Hart is HOOPIN’
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I don’t even know if you can call it body language, because Ja does just deliberately not look like he wants to be there
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Knicks are gonna put it a lot of points this season
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Real Riley hours
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Did not know about MRR. RIP.
Mike Brown opens his presser with condolences to Michael Ray Richardson and Lenny Wilkens.
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM