RemissGnome
@remissgnome.bsky.social
Loveable rapscallion with a heart of gold.
These are the only double stuffs that I care about.
January 17, 2026 at 5:11 AM
These are the only double stuffs that I care about.
I really wish Billy Mays was still here with a fantastic product.
January 13, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I really wish Billy Mays was still here with a fantastic product.
If you are still on Twitter/X, you support a company that supports the worst of our society. @charalanahzard.bsky.social nailed it again. This is why I don't post pictures of myself or others online. I've been victimized physically and I'm not going to have it happen again
youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
these people should be jailed
YouTube video by Charalanahzard
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January 11, 2026 at 3:01 AM
If you are still on Twitter/X, you support a company that supports the worst of our society. @charalanahzard.bsky.social nailed it again. This is why I don't post pictures of myself or others online. I've been victimized physically and I'm not going to have it happen again
youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
So when is Schumer going to tell us he is deeply disturbed about this?
January 7, 2026 at 9:32 PM
So when is Schumer going to tell us he is deeply disturbed about this?
The Sonic The Hedgehog games are mid at best.
I said what I said. Fite me
I said what I said. Fite me
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 AM
The Sonic The Hedgehog games are mid at best.
I said what I said. Fite me
I said what I said. Fite me
The only way to smash this racket is to conscript capital and industry and labor before the nation's manhood can be conscripted.
January 4, 2026 at 6:16 AM
The only way to smash this racket is to conscript capital and industry and labor before the nation's manhood can be conscripted.
War is a racket. Always has been. Always will be.
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 AM
War is a racket. Always has been. Always will be.
Impeach, convict, remove
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Impeach, convict, remove
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I think Trump and his insane fascist cabal have vastly overestimated how aware the average American is that they were trying to do some kind of buildup to war with Venezuela, because this feels like Pearl Harbor except from the other side
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 AM
I think Trump and his insane fascist cabal have vastly overestimated how aware the average American is that they were trying to do some kind of buildup to war with Venezuela, because this feels like Pearl Harbor except from the other side
She's right. What the hell are we doing?!
call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
January 2, 2026 at 8:12 AM
She's right. What the hell are we doing?!
I sure do wish politicians cared as much about my thoughts, needs, and ideas as much as they care about me giving them money.
They're like a bad friend that you only hear from when they need something from you.
They're like a bad friend that you only hear from when they need something from you.
December 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I sure do wish politicians cared as much about my thoughts, needs, and ideas as much as they care about me giving them money.
They're like a bad friend that you only hear from when they need something from you.
They're like a bad friend that you only hear from when they need something from you.
Remember when they tried to tell us Snickers bars were good for exercising?
December 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Remember when they tried to tell us Snickers bars were good for exercising?
Easily the best $75 you can spend on today, capitalism's holiday.
Got my subscription a few months ago and it's easily the best thing that comes in my mailbox. I sit crosslegged on my couch laughing at it.
Got my subscription a few months ago and it's easily the best thing that comes in my mailbox. I sit crosslegged on my couch laughing at it.
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So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Easily the best $75 you can spend on today, capitalism's holiday.
Got my subscription a few months ago and it's easily the best thing that comes in my mailbox. I sit crosslegged on my couch laughing at it.
Got my subscription a few months ago and it's easily the best thing that comes in my mailbox. I sit crosslegged on my couch laughing at it.
Reposted by RemissGnome
Remember that time that hockey team had a contest for teachers to crawl in their hands and knees collecting school supplies for their classrooms?
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Remember that time that hockey team had a contest for teachers to crawl in their hands and knees collecting school supplies for their classrooms?
They need to remake Waterworld.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
They need to remake Waterworld.
Are we still dicks out for Harambe in 2025?
Seriously, aren't they cold by now?
Seriously, aren't they cold by now?
November 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Are we still dicks out for Harambe in 2025?
Seriously, aren't they cold by now?
Seriously, aren't they cold by now?
Hi @katmabu.bsky.social, since 🧊 is near me now, is there any advice you can give us for fighting the deportation of my neighbors?
I watch what y'all did in Chicago and we want to keep the pressure on them down here.
I watch what y'all did in Chicago and we want to keep the pressure on them down here.
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Hi @katmabu.bsky.social, since 🧊 is near me now, is there any advice you can give us for fighting the deportation of my neighbors?
I watch what y'all did in Chicago and we want to keep the pressure on them down here.
I watch what y'all did in Chicago and we want to keep the pressure on them down here.
Mama mia my spaghett
Trump trade war costs US Italian pasta: “Exporters say import and antidumping duties totaling 107% on their pasta brands will make doing business in America too costly and are preparing to pull out of U.S. stores as soon as January.” Via WSJ
Italian Pasta Is Poised to Disappear From American Grocery Shelves — The Wall Street Journal
Trump administration is set to impose duties of 107% on Italian pasta imports, among most punitive of tariffs it has levied
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November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Mama mia my spaghett
Biscuits and gravy is just dry flour mixed with wet flour.
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Biscuits and gravy is just dry flour mixed with wet flour.
I promise. One day I will do something with the domain names I own. One day...
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I promise. One day I will do something with the domain names I own. One day...
This is how my week has been.
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is how my week has been.
Toddlers running around holding a phone while you're on a FaceTime call with them will never get old.
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Toddlers running around holding a phone while you're on a FaceTime call with them will never get old.
So when is Steven Segael joining ICE?
Seems like it would be something he would be in to and ICE seems like a good fit for someone of his caliber.
Seems like it would be something he would be in to and ICE seems like a good fit for someone of his caliber.
October 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
So when is Steven Segael joining ICE?
Seems like it would be something he would be in to and ICE seems like a good fit for someone of his caliber.
Seems like it would be something he would be in to and ICE seems like a good fit for someone of his caliber.