Great night seeing Mark and Lard at the Lowry - shame about the traffic from the football match over the road

We’ve been sat in the car park for over an hour. We’re going to die in Salford

Greg Ellis being arrested for revenge porn was not on my 2025 bingo card

His notorious “not all men” rant once again showing that the call is usually coming from inside the house

Watching Bank of Dave 2 and instantly recognising Manchester being disguised as New York - I’ve never been prouder to recognise Spinningfields

My cats watching me clean their litter box.

I’ve finally cracked and started watching Married at first sight - I’m hoping it’s going to be bonkers

Normal people are sad that X became a right wing cess pit of racism and billionaire grifters

I miss it because it’s where I met my weed dealer and other nerds with unhinged mass effect obsessions

Let's be real the only reason anyone watched that Jake Paul fight was for the 1% chance that Mike Tyson would bite something off him

Feels like a good day for a fresh start

Post a tweet about God that you think about all the time

My retirement plan.

I have no idea what I’m doing so there’s that